{"id":53,"date":"2002-08-20T11:36:34","date_gmt":"2002-08-20T11:36:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=53"},"modified":"2002-08-20T11:36:34","modified_gmt":"2002-08-20T11:36:34","slug":"connections","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=53","title":{"rendered":"Connections"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(A regular poem this time, too lazy to compose a sonnet!)<\/p>\n<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/connection.gif\" alt=\"My Sad Internet Connection, exaggerated - connection.gif (4486 bytes)\"><\/center><br \/>\nMy Internet Service Provider is really mad<br \/>\nI came online happy and now I am sad<br \/>\nI cannot be connected more than an hour<br \/>\nWithout my download speed turning sour<br \/>\nI could hear static on the line<br \/>\nWhich sent shivers down my spine<br \/>\nI could just go out and buy a new modem<br \/>\nBut a Ferrari&#8217;s no use in a jam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(A regular poem this time, too lazy to compose a sonnet!) My Internet Service Provider is really mad I came online happy and now I am sad I cannot be connected more than an hour Without my download speed turning sour I could hear static on the line Which sent shivers down my spine I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}