{"id":532,"date":"2000-10-28T11:47:00","date_gmt":"2000-10-28T11:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=532"},"modified":"2000-10-28T11:47:00","modified_gmt":"2000-10-28T11:47:00","slug":"crime-pays-absolutely-must-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=532","title":{"rendered":"Crime Pays &#8211; Absolutely Must Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Chorus:<br \/>\nIt ends when the boy gets the girl<br \/>\nTV is such a predictable world<br \/>\nAnd while those evil plans always get botched<br \/>\nI absolutely must watch<br \/>\nSlugs they dodge <\/p>\n<p>Santa claus comes in a sleigh<br \/>\nHis rotund frame is impossible to weigh<br \/>\nAnd if you&#8217;ve been bad you should pray<br \/>\nWithin half-an-hour all is okay<br \/>\nAs long as you&#8217;re in a coma<br \/>\nYour pulse reading becomes straight for drama<br \/>\nHow many days is too far<br \/>\nThat your twin makes out with your spouse in the car? <\/p>\n<p>Refrain:<br \/>\nYour clothes never change at all the next day<br \/>\nAnd your hair never falls from too much hairspray<br \/>\nYou always seem to have witty things to say <\/p>\n<p>It ends when the boy gets the girl<br \/>\nTV is a predictable world<br \/>\nAnd while those evil plans always get botched<br \/>\nI absolutely must watch<br \/>\nSlugs they dodge <\/p>\n<p>How many eons you stay<br \/>\nWhere you&#8217;ll never return home so far away<br \/>\nThings revert back come what may<br \/>\nBackground music we can see noone play<br \/>\nAs long as they have that wide smile<br \/>\nYou&#8217;ll discover antidotes in that vial<br \/>\nYou know they&#8217;ve got your file<br \/>\nA complot will give you an unfair trial <\/p>\n<p>Refrain<br \/>\nChorus <\/p>\n<p>And <\/p>\n<p>Refrain<br \/>\nChorus <\/p>\n<p>It ends when the boy gets the girl<br \/>\nThey claim their meeting&#8217;s just cordial<br \/>\nThough this rarely becomes controversial<br \/>\nYou know there&#8217;s something special <\/p>\n<p>Chorus <\/p>\n<p>Slugs they dodge<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Chorus: It ends when the boy gets the girl TV is such a predictable world And while those evil plans always get botched I absolutely must watch Slugs they dodge Santa claus comes in a sleigh His rotund frame is impossible to weigh And if you&#8217;ve been bad you should pray Within half-an-hour all is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-532","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=532"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/532\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=532"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=532"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=532"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}