Every morning
\nThere’s that bugger standin’ by the rear end of my sore red derriere
\nHe knows I hate it but I’m forced to let it in there
\nUntil I buy his six-pack of beer
\nCouldn’t take it out – lubricate with cream
\nOnce again as predicted that it hurt so much that I scream
\n‘Cause it tore the seam
\nSomething’s got me itching
\nMade me start the scratching
\nI can’t stand the pain
\nDidn’t say we could do it – you knew but you just did it again
\nThat bugger say<\/p>\n
Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
\nIt gets stuck up
\nShut the door bugger don’t scream so loud
\nAaahh…
\nThis always goes wrong – this takes too long
\nI don’t feel okay this is not the way
\nEvery morning
\nThere’s a bugger trying not to wake me
\nFrom my half-unconscious state
\nI know it’s his idea and I know he thinks I like it
\nBut I prefer that he mast the bed
\nSomething’s so relieving when you start removing
\nMakes you aroused again
\nSaid we shouldn’t do it I know you wanna do it again<\/p>\n
Aaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
\nWhen I wake up
\nHit the door baby don’t hit on me
\nAaahh… Every morning… Aaahh… Every morning…
\nMy coffee cup
\nIt feels so sticky – I don’t know, icky?
\nHe always sticks it up my rear – oh dear
\nHe always licks it up with cheer
\nEvery morning…
\nThere’s a slient moaning from the earshot of my really sleepy head
\nOf course it’s not me but I’ll see
\nIf I can escape for the weekend or else I’ll be dead
\nWet the door hey you’re too absurd
\nEvery morning… Every morning…
\nLesions, bruises
\nGet the first aid now I just don’t care how
\nEvery morning… Every morning…
\nI don’t like what he does
\nKeep it to yourself do that bookshelf
\nEvery morning… Every morning…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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