Chorus:
\nI wish you would come to school much more often
\nYou could lose marks for being the one who was always absent
\nAnd if you do not like to see books again
\nI would understand it drives you insane<\/p>\n
He has it thick for facial hair
\nCould say it’s better than being bare
\nNo rules it had complied
\nWe’re bored to death he’ll steal us a fish
\nThe teacher’s left – great, but we’re wimpish
\nWho knows what’s inside
\nWell everyone I know has got an idea
\nThey say, “Throw the cow away”<\/p>\n
I wish you would stop from eating so much beef
\nYou could get thrashed your party crashed and lose some of your teeth
\nAnd you better not dare cross paths in the rain
\nWatch out for his horns or drop in the drain<\/p>\n
Watch out for his tail, it’s swarming with fleas
\nHe’ll infect you with mad cow disease
\nFrom you mouth bursts foam
\nHe’s got an Elvis cut that’s out of style
\nThey’ve snipped it off on the floor a pile
\nAnd then, and then he runs home
\nEveryone knows who to find for blue stars smoking cigars
\nYou can find him with the bars<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
I would understand – throw those VCD’s away
\nI wish you would stop it cos’ that’ll be your end
\nI would understand<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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