I thought I saw a man with no life
\nHe’s alone, doesn’t know why
\nAnd desperate for a wife
\nHe showed me what was good to buy
\nSocially speaking, that man was a bore
\nHe didn’t seem to know, he didn’t seem to care
\nThat his eyes were sore
\nHe was dirty to the core
\nThere’s nothing but those thoughts in him
\nHe works his eyes at the gym
\nThat’s what’s going on
\nMy friend’s into pr0n<\/p>\n
Chorus:
\nHe puts in the tape
\nThis is what I see
\nThose people have no shame
\nLying naked on the floor
\nBefore he drools he’d gape
\nAt this crazed orgy
\nI tell him it’s lame
\nBut then he tells me that there is more
\nHe’s sick in the head
\nCos’ he’s into pr0n<\/p>\n
So I guess the psychologist’s right
\nShould’ve seen all those symptoms
\nThat he shows day and night
\nA spot-check reveals packs of condoms
\nI don’t know just where they suck
\nI don’t quite know how they’re worn
\nThere’s just so many spots
\nThat they can touch in pr0n<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
pr0n
\nThere’s nothing in his head but that
\nHe’s even aroused by a cat
\nThat’s what’s going on
\nMy friend’s into pr0n<\/p>\n
Chorus<\/p>\n
He puts in the tape
\nThis is what I see
\nThose people have no shame
\nLying naked on the floor
\nBefore he drools he’d gape
\nAt this crazed orgy
\nI tell him it’s lame
\nBut then he tells me that there is more
\nHe takes out the tape
\nOr the VCD
\nI thought that he would change
\nBut he just changed to part three
\nHe’s a little strange
\nMy friend’s into pr0n
\npr0n<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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