{"id":541,"date":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=541"},"modified":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","slug":"system-always-down-drop-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=541","title":{"rendered":"System Always Down &#8211; Drop Day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Back up (back up)<br \/>\nGrab a mouse and draw a little flowchart<br \/>\nHide the bars and look away to act smart<br \/>\nWhy&#8217;s primary keys not in the table?<br \/>\nHere you go create another table <\/p>\n<p>(You wanted to) SQL &#8211; I put on a little conjob<br \/>\n(You wanted to) ASP &#8211; I copied a table drop<br \/>\n(You wanted to) 5 page report Monday on the table<br \/>\n(You wanted to) <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think you trust, in, my<br \/>\nSelf-taught programming skills,<br \/>\nI cry, when I don&#8217;t have the most kills <\/p>\n<p>Screw up (screw up)<br \/>\nTake time off to play a little NASCAR<br \/>\nJump on ramps to fly away past the star<br \/>\nWhy&#8217;d you leave the door up to the swivel<br \/>\nDon&#8217;t you know that we are techie people? <\/p>\n<p>(You wanted to) Grab a form and go down to meet the techie<br \/>\n(You wanted to) Clear the cache to flush away the proxy<br \/>\n(You wanted to) Why reboot server? It is not stable<br \/>\n(You wanted to) <\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t think you trust, in, my<br \/>\nSelf-taught programming skills<br \/>\nI cry, when I don&#8217;t have the most kills<br \/>\nIn, my self-taught programming skills<br \/>\nI cry, when I don&#8217;t have the most kills <\/p>\n<p>Beta (testing)<br \/>\nDeadline (coming)<br \/>\nOffice (freezing)<br \/>\nPC (crashing)<br \/>\nCodes better be done at the end of the day<br \/>\nCodes better be done &#8211; why have you forsaken me?<br \/>\nIn your site, forsaken me<br \/>\nIn your scripts, forsaken me<br \/>\nIn your code, forsaken me <\/p>\n<p>Oh, trust, in, my self-taught programming skills<br \/>\nI cry, when I don&#8217;t have the most kills<br \/>\nIn my self-taught programming skills<br \/>\nI cry, when I don&#8217;t have the most kills<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Back up (back up) Grab a mouse and draw a little flowchart Hide the bars and look away to act smart Why&#8217;s primary keys not in the table? Here you go create another table (You wanted to) SQL &#8211; I put on a little conjob (You wanted to) ASP &#8211; I copied a table drop [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/541\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}