{"id":542,"date":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","date_gmt":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=542"},"modified":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","modified_gmt":"2002-01-01T12:00:00","slug":"caught-for-stealing-kleptoman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=542","title":{"rendered":"Caught For Stealing – Kleptoman"},"content":{"rendered":"

I can’t stand to buy
\nI’m not that wealthy
\nFingers are itchy
\nFor better larceny <\/p>\n

I’ve more than true words… I know they’ve complained
\nMore than some shady face looking so vain
\nIt’s not easy thievery <\/p>\n

Wish that I could swipe
\nThose gadgets are ripe
\nFind a way to free
\nOut of hands dear property <\/p>\n

It may sound absurd… but don’t be naive
\nEven liars get the right to lead
\nI may be disturbed… but won’t you concede
\nBecause liars know how to mislead
\nIt’s not easy thievery <\/p>\n

Grab, flick, take away… away for free
\nWell it’s all right… you don’t know it’s gone till night
\nI am sleazy… and vanishing… <\/p>\n

I can’t stand to buy
\nI’m not that wealthy
\nIf caught I deny
\nThat daylight robbery <\/p>\n

I’m only a man with my money deplete
\nLooking for more victims I easily cheat
\nI’m only a man who can simply swindle
\nLooking for fancy things to embezzle <\/p>\n

To embezzle (X4) <\/p>\n

I’m only a man with my money deplete
\nI’m only a man who can simply cheat
\nI’m only a man with my money deplete
\nAnd it’s not easy <\/p>\n

It’s not easy thievery<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I can’t stand to buy I’m not that wealthy Fingers are itchy For better larceny I’ve more than true words… I know they’ve complained More than some shady face looking so vain It’s not easy thievery Wish that I could swipe Those gadgets are ripe Find a way to free Out of hands dear property […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-542","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modified-lyrics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=542"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/542\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=542"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=542"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=542"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}