{"id":546,"date":"2002-05-14T02:54:00","date_gmt":"2002-05-14T02:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=546"},"modified":"2002-05-14T02:54:00","modified_gmt":"2002-05-14T02:54:00","slug":"what-bill-gates-would-say-in-quake-deathmatch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=546","title":{"rendered":"What Bill Gates would say in Quake deathmatch"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li>Well look who&#8217;s antichrist now!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll give you a <b>b<\/b>illion <b>f<\/b>ree <b>g<\/b>reenbacks for the location of the BFG!<\/li>\n<li>How dare you take advantage of Windows crashing?<\/li>\n<li>See! I told you! Minesweeper is a lot more fun!<\/li>\n<li>If only Id would support dual monitors for front and back view!<\/li>\n<li>Like, I accidently pressed the Start button, okay?<\/li>\n<li>I hope you have plenty of Illegal Operations!<\/li>\n<li>Psst&#8230; a multiplayer cheat&#8230; press Ctrl-Esc&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>That does it! I&#8217;m buying over Id Software!<\/li>\n<li>Dang PS\/2 COM port IRQ conflict!<\/li>\n<li>First DOS. Then Windows. But now I keep crashing into walls!<\/li>\n<li>This program is against the norm! 640K should be enough for everybody!<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t like the gloomy textures in this map. I prefer clouds&#8230; clouds with windows&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>John Carmack&#8217;s the real villian here&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>This bloatware runs (er, I mean crawls) on my PowerPC! (er, I mean Pentium III)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well look who&#8217;s antichrist now! I&#8217;ll give you a billion free greenbacks for the location of the BFG! How dare you take advantage of Windows crashing? See! I told you! Minesweeper is a lot more fun! If only Id would support dual monitors for front and back view! Like, I accidently pressed the Start button, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-546","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geek","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=546"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/546\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=546"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=546"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=546"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}