{"id":556,"date":"2006-01-23T03:24:52","date_gmt":"2006-01-23T03:24:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=556"},"modified":"2006-01-23T03:24:52","modified_gmt":"2006-01-23T03:24:52","slug":"what-word-comes-before-enlargement","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=556","title":{"rendered":"What word comes before Enlargement?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Fill in the blank space:<\/p>\n<p><b>_______ Enlargement<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>What word comes before Enlargement?<\/i>&#8221; has been my MSN nickname for a while already, to garner responses.<\/p>\n<p>Girls mostly thought &#8220;<i>breast<\/i>&#8221; while guys thought &#8220;<i>penis<\/i>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>However, it&#8217;s called <i>breast enhancement<\/i> (less crude-sounding) whereas guys like them large.<\/p>\n<p>I was filling up a form, when I saw the word <i>Enlargement<\/i> there. Without looking at the word to its left, I already assumed that it was <i>Penis<\/i>. Not that I ever needed enlargement, thank you, but I get it so much in spam that it becomes <b>etched<\/b> in your brain.<\/p>\n<p>I had a point, and it wasn&#8217;t that we all needed enlargement; it was that spam was so prevalent, we&#8217;d actually associate a word to a phrase we&#8217;ve read!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fill in the blank space: _______ Enlargement &#8220;What word comes before Enlargement?&#8221; has been my MSN nickname for a while already, to garner responses. Girls mostly thought &#8220;breast&#8221; while guys thought &#8220;penis&#8220;. However, it&#8217;s called breast enhancement (less crude-sounding) whereas guys like them large. I was filling up a form, when I saw the word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=556"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/556\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}