{"id":564,"date":"2006-02-05T02:21:14","date_gmt":"2006-02-05T02:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=564"},"modified":"2006-02-05T02:21:14","modified_gmt":"2006-02-05T02:21:14","slug":"diet-coax","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=564","title":{"rendered":"Diet Coax"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>11 PM, Friday, February 3rd 2006, location: KL Sentral<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/klsentralempty.jpg\"><\/p>\n<p>For the first time ever, KL Sentral&#8217;s concourse area was clear.<\/p>\n<p>Earlier, at 7pm, I was there at McDonalds ordering. They didn&#8217;t have chicken porridge or Diet Coke\/Coke Light!<\/p>\n<p>How could they <b>not<\/b> have Diet Coke? How could they run out? Does everybody order Diet Coke? I thought all you McDonalds junkies order Coke, the real thing, not the weak artificial imitation. I thought you all order burgers too, so how could they run out of porridge? (I normally don&#8217;t order porridge but I was feeling sick.)<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=431\">This is why I drink Diet Coke.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>11 PM, Friday, February 3rd 2006, location: KL Sentral For the first time ever, KL Sentral&#8217;s concourse area was clear. Earlier, at 7pm, I was there at McDonalds ordering. They didn&#8217;t have chicken porridge or Diet Coke\/Coke Light! How could they not have Diet Coke? How could they run out? Does everybody order Diet Coke? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19,21,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures","category-rants","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}