{"id":569,"date":"2006-02-14T12:12:31","date_gmt":"2006-02-14T12:12:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=569"},"modified":"2015-12-21T11:46:15","modified_gmt":"2015-12-21T11:46:15","slug":"how-to-bug-a-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=569","title":{"rendered":"How To Bug A Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

I knew a girl who loved ladybugs. And so, it was my plan for the longest time to play a prank on her<\/s> give her a present. The plan? Make her red Perodua Kancil a ladybug!<\/p>\n

I purchased black manila paper, cellophane tape, and cut the manila paper into circles, about the size of CDs.<\/p>\n

I arranged a meetup solely for this purpose. I chose a place where I’d be able to see where she parked, namely Amcorp Mall, near Taman Jaya (where KY Speaks<\/a> collected mandarin oranges). I stood outside, with camera in hand, pretending to take pictures of scenery. She didn’t notice me until I waved frantically (I wanted to hop in so I could find out where she parked.) Instead, she waved back, and parked in the outdoor car park instead of inside, thank goodness.<\/p>\n

I then waited in the shade to see which part of the parking lot she came from, so it would be easier to locate her car.<\/p>\n

We went for a hearty lunch. Towards the end, I excused myself to go to the toilet, and knowing Amcorp Mall’s hidden, shady toilets, I had an excuse to take a while.<\/p>\n

I ran down to the outdoor carpark, frantically tore the cellophane tape and plastered the pre-cut manila paper all over. The manila and tape were concealed in my cargo pants pocket (why would I bring a bag to the toilet?)<\/p>\n

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Okay fine, I only taped it to the front and right side but that was enough to be seen.<\/p>\n

I then ran back, and found that the iced lemon tea I was drinking was gone! I insisted on walking her back to her car to see her reaction.<\/p>\n

I’ve done enough straightforward storytelling, so it’s time for you to guess her reaction.<\/p>\n

“Hey uh, since you can’t really drive a ladybug around, here’s a smaller toy ladybug.<\/i>” (Which I produced from my other side pocket.)<\/p>\n

Anyway, Happy Valentine’s Day to everybody. Instead of slobbering in mushiness or moping about, you could blog about cool, ingeniously sweet things you could do. Or you could take a friend’s girlfriend out<\/a>. Taxi drivers will relate to you their stories of how they learned another language for their loves!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I knew a girl who loved ladybugs. And so, it was my plan for the longest time to play a prank on her give her a present. The plan? Make her red Perodua Kancil a ladybug! I purchased black manila paper, cellophane tape, and cut the manila paper into circles, about the size of CDs. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,16,19,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-love","category-pictures","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10571,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/569\/revisions\/10571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}