{"id":581,"date":"2006-03-12T03:13:44","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T03:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=581"},"modified":"2014-08-28T18:15:32","modified_gmt":"2014-08-28T18:15:32","slug":"ring-oh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=581","title":{"rendered":"Ring, Oh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I told a <a href=\"http:\/\/cheeserland.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">heavily-plugged sadako-lookalike<\/a> that I have never seen a Korean horror movie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cheesako1.jpg\"><br \/>\nHer sweet, innocent, pretty smile with windswept hair (I swear my left hand wasn&#8217;t holding it up, or anything else for that matter) quickly changed to one of disbelief.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cheesako2.jpg\"><br \/>\n&#8220;<i>Ouch! Something got in my eye!<\/i>&#8221; (Note the weird finger contortion and extending fingernails.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cheesako3.jpg\"><br \/>\nI felt something get in my eye too, and when I stopped rubbing my eyes, I looked up and shrieked to this.<\/p>\n<p>Needless to say, <b>Underworld 2: Evolution<\/b> was relatively unviolent and ungory in comparison to my encounter with a real sadako. Now I don&#8217;t even dare to hold her hand during the scary bits!<\/p>\n<p><b>Edit<\/b>: Hmmm. I should&#8217;ve told her that I have not watched a single Tomb Raider movie.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cheesako4.jpg\"><br \/>\nMetal flows in my veins, and I tried to be gothic.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. You must watch the first Underworld or you might not understand who is who and what is going on (e.g. about <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mysterywolf.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">evil mystery wolves<\/a>) and who is whose father and creator etc. I know I didn&#8217;t.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I told a heavily-plugged sadako-lookalike that I have never seen a Korean horror movie. Her sweet, innocent, pretty smile with windswept hair (I swear my left hand wasn&#8217;t holding it up, or anything else for that matter) quickly changed to one of disbelief. &#8220;Ouch! Something got in my eye!&#8221; (Note the weird finger contortion [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-581","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=581"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7467,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/581\/revisions\/7467"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=581"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=581"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=581"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}