{"id":587,"date":"2006-03-21T01:04:35","date_gmt":"2006-03-21T01:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=587"},"modified":"2006-03-21T01:04:35","modified_gmt":"2006-03-21T01:04:35","slug":"fitness-for-free","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=587","title":{"rendered":"Fitness For Free"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>JC<\/b>: Hello Albert? This is JC from California Fitness.<br \/>\n<b>Albert<\/b>: Yes, speaking?<br \/>\n<b>JC<\/b>: You know your friend <a href=\"http:\/\/hanging-grounds.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Cheneille<\/a>? She gave us your number.<br \/>\n<b>Albert<\/b>: Ah yes yes, I know her.<br \/>\n<b>JC<\/b>: Ah yes. Anyway, we would like to offer you a one week free trial at our gym. You can come, try out our equipment and facilities for free.<br \/>\n<b>Albert<\/b>: Oh yes I&#8217;d love that, but well&#8230; One Utama is a bit inconvenient for me.<br \/>\n<b>JC<\/b>: Oh no no sir! We are in Midvalley sir. Are you free to come over?<br \/>\n<b>Albert<\/b>: No, not this week; how about next week?<br \/>\n<b>JC<\/b>: Sure, I&#8217;ll call you on Monday.<\/p>\n<p>He never did call. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>And yes, I knew California Fitness was in Midvalley. \ud83d\ude00 But hey, don&#8217;t people unfit-financially-for-gym mix up anything that&#8217;s not Fitness First?<\/p>\n<p>Still, I got my abs, and my muscular-looking legs. Why? Because I walk. Because I take the stairs. Because I help carry computers around. Because unlike certain people, I do not insist on parking closest to the gym.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>JC: Hello Albert? This is JC from California Fitness. Albert: Yes, speaking? JC: You know your friend Cheneille? She gave us your number. Albert: Ah yes yes, I know her. JC: Ah yes. Anyway, we would like to offer you a one week free trial at our gym. You can come, try out our equipment [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-587","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=587"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/587\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=587"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=587"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=587"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}