{"id":633,"date":"2006-05-19T01:49:38","date_gmt":"2006-05-19T01:49:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=633"},"modified":"2006-05-19T01:49:38","modified_gmt":"2006-05-19T01:49:38","slug":"an-ode-to-indomee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=633","title":{"rendered":"An Ode To Indomee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So <a href=\"http:\/\/crazystrat.xfresh.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">William<\/a> brought me to this mamak near Taman Bahagia LRT station, where he reckoned that they&#8217;d serve food to fix my craving.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I am a boring mamak person (in terms of food, not conversation, I think&#8230;); I go to mamaks and order the same thing. Back then it was <i>nasi lemak<\/i> (until the allergy to peanuts returned). Then I tried <i>cheese naan<\/i> and blogged many blog posts about it. Then there was <i>Uncle Lim&#8217;s roti bakar<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>However, I have found a new food item to benchmark mamaks by:<\/p>\n<p><b>Indomee<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Indomee, Indomee.<\/p>\n<p>A celebration of mee.<\/p>\n<p>In this day and age where <i>mee goreng<\/i> is saturated with oil and parsley and onions and prawns and cucumbers and garlic and carrots and other weird things, <i>Indomee<\/i> is a return to the basics.<\/p>\n<p>Indomee is not about the brand. When you order Indomee at a mamak, you&#8217;re not paying for the brand of <i>IndoMie Mi Goreng<\/i>; you&#8217;re paying for them to <b>keep all that junk out<\/b>. Indomee isn&#8217;t the brand; Indomee is the preparation. <i>Indomee<\/i> is to <i>Maggi Mee<\/i> as <i>Chinese Fried Rice<\/i> is to <i>Kampung Fried Rice<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p><b>What makes an Indomee?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>1) mee<br \/>\n2) the brown sauce, somewhat salty and savoury but does not leave an icky coating on your tongue like Hokkien Mee, and<br \/>\n3) the <s>half-boiled egg<\/s> &#8220;<i>sunny-side-up<\/i>&#8221; egg, or <i>telur mata kerbau<\/i> (thanks to the well-eatery-travelled <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kyspeaks.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">KY<\/a> for the correction.)<\/p>\n<p>Anything else is junk.<\/p>\n<p>You take the jiggling yellow egg yolk, you poke a hole on its surface, and you dribble it all over the mee. The egg yolk mixes with the brown sauce, unleashing the hidden flavor.<\/p>\n<p>You then twirl some strands of mee, slice a bit of floppy egg white and stab it with your fork. Place food in mouth and enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>William wondered what it would be like, with chicken.<\/p>\n<p>I say no!<\/p>\n<p>The essence of Indomee is the principle. Simple, with just three items. No chicken. Chicken distracts. It&#8217;s supposed to be <b>a celebration of mee<\/b>; not mee complementing the chicken. (Similiarly, I believe that Chinese Fried Rice should not have any item bigger than a prawn, like an awkward vegetable stalk.)<\/p>\n<p>The other essence of Indomee is its ease to eat. <b>No<\/b> parsley, no carrot, no peas, no onions, <b>nothing<\/b> for any fussy eater. The sauce is not soupy, so there&#8217;s no dribble.<\/p>\n<p>The last essence? The softness\/floppiness. The mee is soft and springy. So is the egg white. Adding chicken, bacon, sausages, onions makes the meal not as soft and fast to digest.<\/p>\n<p><b>Options<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The waiter will often ask if you want single or double packet, as a single packet is never filling. However, be wise! Having double packet will mean twice the mee, but with only one egg; <b>the ratio of egg yolk to brown sauce will not be optimal<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>Hence, you should instead order <b>two<\/b> Indomee plates, so you get enough egg to go around.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m gonna pick up my guitar and write a song.<\/p>\n<p>(P.S. Picture not included because I don&#8217;t want to crave Indomee each time I visit my own blog.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So William brought me to this mamak near Taman Bahagia LRT station, where he reckoned that they&#8217;d serve food to fix my craving. Yes, I am a boring mamak person (in terms of food, not conversation, I think&#8230;); I go to mamaks and order the same thing. 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