{"id":642,"date":"2006-05-30T03:27:23","date_gmt":"2006-05-30T03:27:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=642"},"modified":"2006-05-30T03:27:23","modified_gmt":"2006-05-30T03:27:23","slug":"patchy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=642","title":{"rendered":"Patchy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations, hey!<br \/>\nJust when I expected this cabbage to grow grey<br \/>\nIt was green just like everyone else&#8217;s<br \/>\nHydroponic but sprayed with peppers<\/p>\n<p>You are bland, you are damned<br \/>\nYou are packaged, you are in demand<br \/>\nYou still taste like your flavoring<br \/>\nYou only taste like your flavoring<\/p>\n<p>Grow and blossom, you say you did<br \/>\nBut you&#8217;re still tasteless, you came from the same seed<br \/>\nYou&#8217;d be better chewed up, you aid shit<br \/>\nBetter laying as soil on a back street<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Congratulations, hey! Just when I expected this cabbage to grow grey It was green just like everyone else&#8217;s Hydroponic but sprayed with peppers You are bland, you are damned You are packaged, you are in demand You still taste like your flavoring You only taste like your flavoring Grow and blossom, you say you did [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-642","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=642"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/642\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=642"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=642"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=642"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}