{"id":656,"date":"2006-06-23T11:42:05","date_gmt":"2006-06-23T11:42:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=656"},"modified":"2006-06-23T11:42:05","modified_gmt":"2006-06-23T11:42:05","slug":"fourfour-me-me-me-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=656","title":{"rendered":"Fourfour Me-Me-Me-Me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmph I thought only <a href=\"http:\/\/pennypupz.ravishing.net\/?p=469\">active bloggers<\/a> would get tagged and tag people.<\/p>\n<p><b>Four jobs I would stink at:<\/b><br \/>\nGarbage collector<br \/>\nPublic toilet janitor<br \/>\nSeptic tank cleaner<br \/>\nFishmonger<\/p>\n<p><b>Four pretend nicknames I\ufffdm making up for myself:<\/b><br \/>\nGlaring Notebook (after this I&#8217;ll make them up on the spot)<br \/>\nPurveyor Of Realness<br \/>\nGoldchigga<br \/>\nHair Guitarist<\/p>\n<p><b>Four movies I have watched over and over:<\/b><br \/>\nSchool Of Rock<br \/>\nTransformers The Movie<br \/>\nBack To The Future<br \/>\nShaun Of The Dead (I&#8217;ve seen this loads of times on ASTRO)<\/p>\n<p><b>Four things I love to do on my weekends:<\/b><br \/>\nDate hot models<br \/>\nWatch free movies<br \/>\nHeadbang to rock bands at gigs<br \/>\nDrink free orange juice (it&#8217;s good for you!)<\/p>\n<p><b>Four things I could NOT live without (besides oxygen, H20, and miscellaneous life-sustaining substances):<\/b><br \/>\nMy Nokia N70<br \/>\nAn Internet connection of some sorts like 3G\/EDGE over my phone<br \/>\nMy wallet because it&#8217;s fat and keeps me warm<br \/>\nMy pants. To quote Ron Burgundy from Anchorman, &#8220;<i>Don&#8217;t act like you&#8217;re not impressed!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>Four TV shows I geek out to, or used to geek out to:<\/b><br \/>\nThe Simpsons<br \/>\nFuturama<br \/>\nMr. Bean<br \/>\nTransformers<\/p>\n<p><b>Four of my favorite foods, partnered with people with whom I enjoy eating said foods:<\/b><br \/>\nIndomee, with William my mamak explorer<br \/>\nCheese Naan, also with William my mamak explorer<br \/>\nBurger King&#8217;s Triple Whopper, with Shaz the chomper<br \/>\nBurger King&#8217;s French Chicken, also with Shaz the chomper<\/p>\n<p><b>Four places I would rather be right now:<\/b><br \/>\nIn her room<br \/>\nIn the room where they have the keys to all the compartments of a Hasbro warehouse<br \/>\nIn the room where they have the keys to all the compartments of a Canon warehouse<br \/>\nIn the room where they have the keys to all the compartments of a Ford warehouse<\/p>\n<p><b>Four people I\ufffdm mercilessly tagging:<\/b><br \/>\nJude, my imaginary friend. He&#8217;s always bored.<br \/>\nBrandon, one of the voices in my head. Maybe it will get him to shut up.<br \/>\nThe unidentified figure in my photos. What&#8217;s your nickname and why do you keep appearing in my pictures?<br \/>\nNightcrawler of the X-Men. I mean, he could be anywhere, so where would he want to be?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hmmph I thought only active bloggers would get tagged and tag people. Four jobs I would stink at: Garbage collector Public toilet janitor Septic tank cleaner Fishmonger Four pretend nicknames I\ufffdm making up for myself: Glaring Notebook (after this I&#8217;ll make them up on the spot) Purveyor Of Realness Goldchigga Hair Guitarist Four movies I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-656","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=656"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/656\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=656"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=656"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=656"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}