{"id":665,"date":"2006-07-10T02:34:33","date_gmt":"2006-07-10T02:34:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=665"},"modified":"2006-07-10T02:34:33","modified_gmt":"2006-07-10T02:34:33","slug":"taking-the-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=665","title":{"rendered":"Taking The STAR"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Personally, I never tire of taking the LRT, depending on where I&#8217;m going, because there are always females of varying attractiveness at varying times and varying locations.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/boredlrt1.jpg\"><br \/>\nBut hey, if you&#8217;re bored&#8230; use the STAR LRT&#8217;s inertia and metal seats to slide slowly towards a subject.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/boredlrt2.jpg\"><br \/>\n&#8230;wait for the prey to be distracted&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/boredlrt3.jpg\"><br \/>\n&#8230;then pick up your camera like it was your funky new phone with long zoom.<\/p>\n<p>P.S. I know I owe a bucketload of people a bucketload of pictures, so hold your bucketload of horses as I haven&#8217;t had the time to reply your bucketload of emails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Personally, I never tire of taking the LRT, depending on where I&#8217;m going, because there are always females of varying attractiveness at varying times and varying locations. But hey, if you&#8217;re bored&#8230; use the STAR LRT&#8217;s inertia and metal seats to slide slowly towards a subject. &#8230;wait for the prey to be distracted&#8230; &#8230;then pick [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-665","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=665"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/665\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=665"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=665"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=665"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}