{"id":67,"date":"2002-11-19T01:20:02","date_gmt":"2002-11-19T01:20:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=67"},"modified":"2002-11-19T01:20:02","modified_gmt":"2002-11-19T01:20:02","slug":"bachelor-under-reproductive-pressure-sonnet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=67","title":{"rendered":"Bachelor Under Reproductive Pressure Sonnet"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/burp.gif\" alt=\"Bachelor Under Reproductive Pressure (burp.gif, 1894 bytes)\"><\/center><br \/>\nIsolation has caused desperation<br \/>\nPeer pressure to lure her ever so pure<br \/>\nAction? Hesitation, for rejection<br \/>\nFailure to steer nearer for feared torture<br \/>\nAge is no cage to engage the last stage<br \/>\nTo stick the prick or at least get it licked<br \/>\nIs hard, so find a sage or pay a wage<br \/>\nSick fics and pics but helps onanistic<br \/>\nThe tease of birds and bees sleaze makes one seize<br \/>\nThe slide&#8217;s sides won&#8217;t collide, it&#8217;s a smooth ride<br \/>\nReleased in peace, the greased beast pleased and ceased<br \/>\nOne&#8217;s pride so wide once gratified inside<br \/>\nA moniker like Bachelor Under<br \/>\nReproductive Pressure, BURP I prefer<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Isolation has caused desperation Peer pressure to lure her ever so pure Action? Hesitation, for rejection Failure to steer nearer for feared torture Age is no cage to engage the last stage To stick the prick or at least get it licked Is hard, so find a sage or pay a wage Sick fics and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-67","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=67"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/67\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=67"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=67"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=67"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}