{"id":69,"date":"2002-08-28T10:52:20","date_gmt":"2002-08-28T10:52:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=69"},"modified":"2002-08-28T10:52:20","modified_gmt":"2002-08-28T10:52:20","slug":"wet-adventure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Wet Adventure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/urinal.jpg\" alt=\"Aim properly! (urinal.jpg, 3145 bytes)\"><\/center><br \/>\nI went to a public loo<br \/>\nWhen a spurt of water came down my left shoe<br \/>\nThe guy at the urinal to my left<br \/>\nLooked professional, didn&#8217;t flinch, and was deft<br \/>\nI first thought that his aiming<br \/>\nHinted that his devices needed calibrating<br \/>\nI washed off at the emptied stall behind<br \/>\nA high-pressured hose I would find<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to a public loo When a spurt of water came down my left shoe The guy at the urinal to my left Looked professional, didn&#8217;t flinch, and was deft I first thought that his aiming Hinted that his devices needed calibrating I washed off at the emptied stall behind A high-pressured hose I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-69","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}