{"id":765,"date":"2006-11-22T11:16:40","date_gmt":"2006-11-22T11:16:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=765"},"modified":"2015-08-09T08:58:29","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T08:58:29","slug":"royal-flush","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=765","title":{"rendered":"Royal Flush"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I managed to catch another movie featuring Hugh Jackman &#8211; <b>Flushed Away<\/b>. And no, I didn&#8217;t get to see the other Hugh Jackman movie &#8211; I missed the run of <b>The Prestige<\/b>. It came and went, and I didn&#8217;t even see its trailer&#8230; but then again, I haven&#8217;t been to movies early enough. (Not <b>my<\/b> fault!)<\/p>\n<p>Aardman Studio&#8217;s trademark claymation characters are all there, with their humor, too. However, it felt a bit more American, with less clever conversation, and more hidden jokes (ala Simpsons). Or maybe I didn&#8217;t spot as many until the end. Spot the Gromit and Bunny!<\/p>\n<p><b>Le Frog<\/b>: To action!<br \/>\n<b>French Henchfrogs<\/b>: We surrender!<br \/>\n<b>Le Frog<\/b>: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!<\/p>\n<p>The French are associated with white flags and surrendering, so scones for you if you spot it!<\/p>\n<p>The joke with the classic yellow Wolverine costume didn&#8217;t occur to me till the end. Hugh Jackman, geddit?<\/p>\n<p>Jean Reno is always playing henchman to a baddie, or inspector. This time he&#8217;s hilarious. You&#8217;d forget that it was Ian McKellen being Toad. Bill Nighy was excellent as Whitey, the bigger of Toad&#8217;s two henchmen; he said stupid lines but didn&#8217;t necessarily do stupid things. The voice actors\/actresses did not bring their typecasts to the characters, thankfully. If you didn&#8217;t know who was voicing who, it would be tough to guess.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/snails1.jpg\"><br \/>\nThe singing slugs were real cute, too! (Okay, so I&#8217;m taking this oppurtunity to insert some snail pictures of my own.)<\/p>\n<p>Disappointingly, IMDB only has <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0424095\/quotes\" target=\"_BLANK\">a few quotes<\/a> from the movie, compared to the wealth in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0312004\/quotes\" target=\"_BLANK\">quotes from Wallace &amp; Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/snails2.jpg\"><br \/>\nYet another snail insert.<\/p>\n<p>And now, for a survey!<\/p>\n<p>I think this survey makes more sense to read when you sort it into two lists &#8211; those that are true, and those that aren&#8217;t. So here goes the false bits:<\/p>\n<p>I wear glasses or contact lenses. (20-20 baby! I should not waste these God-given optics and become a pilot and shag stewardesses all day. And uh, fly planes as well.)<br \/>\nI wear a toe ring.<br \/>\nClimbing trees is a brilliant past-time.<br \/>\nI talk in my sleep.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not allergic to anything.<br \/>\nI have jumped off a bridge.<br \/>\nI walk barefoot wherever I can. (Do socks count?)<br \/>\nI can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t live without black eyeliner.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t stick to a diet.<br \/>\nI usually like covers better than originals.<br \/>\nI am comfortable with who I am right now.<br \/>\nI fall for the worst people.<br \/>\nI went college out of state.<br \/>\nI have more than just my ears pierced.<br \/>\nI worked at a McDonald&#8217;s restaurant.<br \/>\nI love sea turtles.<br \/>\nI spend ridiculous money on makeup.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m obsessed with guys.<br \/>\nI hate office jobs.<br \/>\nI have jazz in my blood. (But I got the bluuues baby. And heavy metal flows in my veins.)<br \/>\nI study for tests most of the time.<br \/>\nI own the &#8220;South Park&#8221; movie.<br \/>\nI would die for my best friends.<br \/>\nI think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.<br \/>\nI have used my sexuality to advance my career.<br \/>\nI love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.<br \/>\nHalloween is awesome because you get free candy.<br \/>\nI watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.<br \/>\nI love to play video games.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve been in a threesome.<br \/>\nI carry my knife\/razor everywhere with me.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve broken someone&#8217;s bones.<br \/>\nI would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe , free of cost, and scar-free.<br \/>\nI love sushi.<br \/>\nI talk really, really fast.<br \/>\nI have lost money in Las Vegas.<br \/>\nI have worn fake hair\/fingernails\/eyelashes in the past.<br \/>\nI couldn&#8217;t survive without Caller I.D.<br \/>\nI have a lot of mood swings.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.<br \/>\nI practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.<br \/>\nI love to shop.<br \/>\nI enjoy window shopping.<br \/>\nI would rather shop than eat.<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t hate anyone.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m a pretty good dancer.<br \/>\nI believe in God.<br \/>\nI watch MTV on a daily basis.<br \/>\nI have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.<br \/>\nI have changed a diaper before.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve called the cops on a friend before.<br \/>\nI have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/snails3.jpg\"><br \/>\n(It waves!)<\/p>\n<p>And here goes the true bits.<\/p>\n<p>I miss somebody right now. (Then again, I miss all of you! Muaks! Hugs and kisses for all of you! I hope you&#8217;re touched!)<br \/>\nI don&#8217;t watch TV these days.<br \/>\nI believe that honesty is usually the best policy.<br \/>\nI curse.<br \/>\nI have changed mentally over the last year.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m TOTALLY smart.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m paranoid sometimes.<br \/>\nI need money right now.<br \/>\nI have long hair.<br \/>\nI have at least one sibling.<br \/>\nI like the way I look.<br \/>\nI am usually pessimistic.<br \/>\nI have a hidden talent.<br \/>\nI have a lot of friends.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m currently single.<br \/>\nI have pecked someone of the same sex. (Damn these party games.)<br \/>\nI enjoy talking on the phone.<br \/>\nI have a cell phone.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ve rejected someone before.<br \/>\nI want to have children in the future. (So I can bestow my warped beliefs.)<br \/>\nI have a lot to learn.<br \/>\nI have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.<br \/>\nI am shy around the opposite sex.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.<br \/>\nI have tried alcohol before.<br \/>\nI have made a move on a friend&#8217;s significant other or crush in the past.<br \/>\nI am happy at this moment!<br \/>\nI tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I&#8217;ve ever met. (Someday, I&#8217;ll blog about it.)<br \/>\nPlan on achieving a major goal\/dream.<br \/>\nI&#8217;m proficient in a musical instrument.<br \/>\nI love sci-fi movies.<br \/>\nI think water rules.<br \/>\nI like sausages.<br \/>\nI love kisses.<br \/>\nI adore bright colours.<br \/>\nI somehow enjoyed this thingy. (Only because I thought of a new way of answering it.)<br \/>\nI can pick up things with my toes.<br \/>\nI have ridden\/owned a horse.<br \/>\nI still have every journal I&#8217;ve ever written in.<br \/>\nI try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.<br \/>\nI can&#8217;t whistle.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/snails4.jpg\"><br \/>\nFollow the yellow brick road.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I managed to catch another movie featuring Hugh Jackman &#8211; Flushed Away. And no, I didn&#8217;t get to see the other Hugh Jackman movie &#8211; I missed the run of The Prestige. It came and went, and I didn&#8217;t even see its trailer&#8230; but then again, I haven&#8217;t been to movies early enough. 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