{"id":815,"date":"2007-02-18T11:09:52","date_gmt":"2007-02-18T11:09:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=815"},"modified":"2015-08-09T08:56:30","modified_gmt":"2015-08-09T08:56:30","slug":"seasoned-greetings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=815","title":{"rendered":"Seasoned Greetings"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re getting old when a hot chick smiles at you at your grandma&#8217;s open house&#8230; and she gives you an angpau. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p>Fun things to do? Toss glitter over the front entrance and tell them it&#8217;s for good luck. They can&#8217;t sweep it away!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and has anybody flipped through ASTRO channels lately? The new ones are mostly Chinese! It&#8217;s like MEASAT-3 launched and hovered right over Taiwan.<\/p>\n<p>Happy Chinese New Year!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cny72.jpg\"><br \/>\n(I scouted the neighborhood while fireworks were blasting, but didn&#8217;t manage to catch any. So here&#8217;s some from the beercan.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cny71.jpg\"><br \/>\nOutside Ampang Park.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/cny73.jpg\"><br \/>\nGotta love the creamy bokeh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know you&#8217;re getting old when a hot chick smiles at you at your grandma&#8217;s open house&#8230; and she gives you an angpau. \ud83d\ude41 Fun things to do? Toss glitter over the front entrance and tell them it&#8217;s for good luck. They can&#8217;t sweep it away! Oh, and has anybody flipped through ASTRO channels lately? [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-815","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=815"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9677,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/815\/revisions\/9677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=815"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=815"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=815"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}