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<\/p>\nHey Albert, so what kind of music do you listen to?<\/p>\n
Geez, I thought the hair was obvious. I am a rocker! Heavy metal flows through my veins.<\/p>\n
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However, Google seems to think otherwise; Google Image Search says I have an emo hairstyle<\/a>.<\/p>\n Thanks suelingz<\/a> for finding me, smashpOp<\/a> for alerting me, and Jed<\/a> for taking the picture.<\/p>\n Unfortunately, I have perfect 20\/20 vision and have no reason to wear glasses. Who knows, I might look hot in emo glasses.<\/p>\n In the meantime, I have come up with a breakthrough discovery<\/b> in the hidden language of women.<\/p>\n Many a time I have been out with a chick, and I bump into another chick (or congregation of chicks).<\/p>\n Chick to chick: “Hey, nice shoes! Where did you get them from?<\/i>”<\/p>\n This almost always happens!<\/b><\/p>\n I’m not sure if that is a snide hint to me to replace my starving artist<\/i> shoes. However, I have surveyed around, and this phenomena does not<\/b> happen to every guy I know. However, the one coincidence I can concur from this is that it seems to happen to relatively uh… good-looking guys. (Unless there’s another variable I have not noticed.)<\/p>\n Therefore, I suppose that “Hey, nice shoes! Where did you get them from?<\/i>” really means:<\/p>\n “Hands off, he’s mine!<\/i>”<\/p>\n (I have discounted the possibility of the chicks all<\/b> being fashionistas, because some of them are laid back T-shirt and jeans wearers.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hey Albert, so what kind of music do you listen to? Geez, I thought the hair was obvious. I am a rocker! Heavy metal flows through my veins. However, Google seems to think otherwise; Google Image Search says I have an emo hairstyle. Thanks suelingz for finding me, smashpOp for alerting me, and Jed for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-823","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=823"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9632,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/823\/revisions\/9632"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=823"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=823"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=823"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}![](\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/batcha18.jpg\")
\nFor the record, this is an example of what an emo hairstyle looks like. George<\/a> of Dreaming To Sleep<\/a> on vocals sounds exactly like an American emo vocalist. Syefri<\/a> plays bass in the background. (Taken from an old blog entry<\/a>. Hello Natalie<\/a> the hot dancer!)<\/p>\n