{"id":832,"date":"2007-03-22T01:36:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-22T01:36:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=832"},"modified":"2007-03-22T01:36:42","modified_gmt":"2007-03-22T01:36:42","slug":"heble-aspenol","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=832","title":{"rendered":"Heble Aspenol"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I heva discovarad how to sound Spenish.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s aesiar then you think!<\/p>\n<p>Just swep ell your A&#8217;s end E&#8217;s end viole! You era spaeking Spenish.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ramblings_of_a_soul.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Nicola<\/a>, you&#8217;ra right; it is e baeutiful lenguega!<\/p>\n<p>(Okey, I must cradit this chick who kapt mixing up &#8220;than&#8221; end &#8220;then&#8221;, who otharwisa hed parfact Anglish! It wes har raterdad spalling thet inspirad ma to writa this blog antry.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I heva discovarad how to sound Spenish. It&#8217;s aesiar then you think! Just swep ell your A&#8217;s end E&#8217;s end viole! You era spaeking Spenish. Nicola, you&#8217;ra right; it is e baeutiful lenguega! (Okey, I must cradit this chick who kapt mixing up &#8220;than&#8221; end &#8220;then&#8221;, who otharwisa hed parfact Anglish! It wes har raterdad [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/832\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}