{"id":856,"date":"2007-05-01T06:04:28","date_gmt":"2007-05-01T06:04:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=856"},"modified":"2014-12-14T11:16:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-14T11:16:48","slug":"this-play-is-screwed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"This Play Is Screwed"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>On the 22nd of April 2007, I headed down to sunny KLPAC to catch <a href=\"http:\/\/theoralstage.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_BLANK\">Screwed<\/a>, a production by The Oral Stage. Screwed is a bunch of plays written and acted by young thespians.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp1.jpg\"><br \/>\nBefore that, however, was the pre-show!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp2.jpg\"><br \/>\nLoonies escape and roam the entrance!<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp3.jpg\"><br \/>\nOut comes the hot nurse. &#8220;<i>Oi get back in the wards!<\/zi>&#8220;, she screams.<\/p>\n<p>The plays begin.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp4.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>The Color Green<\/b>, written by psycho happy bunny who thinks she can dance <a href=\"http:\/\/retardationation.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Davina<\/a>. I cannot help but think that the piece was written around the classic expression Prakash is to deliver in this play. Still, that expression warrants an entire piece heh.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp5.jpg\"><br \/>\nOf course, she also wrote in some interesting scenes for us&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp6.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>The Tortoise And The Hare<\/b> featuring that hot nurse and <a href=\"http:\/\/emilieyuan.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">Emily<\/a>. This play seemed relatively adult and corporate compared to the previous plays in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=614\">Rojak!<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/?p=728\">fiftynineminutes<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp7.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>The Silent Piece<\/b>, featuring Wai Yee and Wai Min.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp8.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>My Beautiful Regret<\/b>, which shows Branavan delivering a powerful, angry monologue. He is also not the usual comic relief we&#8217;d come to expect, the typecast nerd, the beating boy.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure there are some who&#8217;d love the piece to be delivered shirtless by the writer himself, Gavin Yap.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp9.jpg\"><br \/>\nThere&#8217;s always the customary bleak piece by Rauf Fadzilla. <b>The Big Joke<\/b>. One of the actresses explained it to me, and I am grateful.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp10.jpg\"><br \/>\nNick Davis pops out in rage.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp11.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>How I Lost My Identity In 10 Minutes And Other Matters That Don\ufffdt Really Matter<\/b> also featuring him and Wai Min in a much lighter piece about bananas. I love the humor pieces, I really do.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp12.jpg\"><br \/>\nGary Ooi plays an English professor in this one. Hilarious! (He, too goes against being typecast as a sullen guy.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp13.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>The Murukku Conspiracy<\/b>, about an Indian marriage. I wondered for a while if Christine Ellis (on the left) was half Punjabi myself. \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp14.jpg\"><br \/>\nThe smell of SKL permeated the air.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp15.jpg\"><br \/>\nDoreen Loo in the loo for <b>Toilet Talk<\/b>, a hilarious uh&#8230; not exactly monologue, since she is technically on the phone dishing out advice while taking a dump. &#8220;<i>Hah? What tunnel? Where got tunnel?<\/zi>&#8221; Classic!<\/p>\n<p>There was also <b>M For Magenta<\/b>, a play about a player screwing two lesbians (one his future wife, the other, the wedding planner), ironically played by Gary, who I suspect may have started writing the play around the line &#8220;<i>Oh, sometimes I wish I was gay!<\/zi>&#8221; (Or something like that.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp16.jpg\"><br \/>\n<b>The Untitled Choral Piece<\/b>, about road safety, even funnier than Rojak&#8217;s (no?) smoking campaign. Wai Yee did one of those Japanese anime expressions by touching her index fingers together and I found it so cute! (I normally get very annoyed by anime expressions.)<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp17.jpg\"><br \/>\nBrana as Samy Vellu giving a speech&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.glaringnotebook.com\/zimages\/scp18.jpg\"><br \/>\n&#8220;Kadar tol naik lagi&#8230;&#8221; (Spot Prakash doing yet another classic expression!)<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, if you knew about this a bit too late, or came late and missed the first few plays, (which is sacrilege in theatre culture) you&#8217;re not too late. <b>You can still catch this in The Actors Studio Greenhall, Penang!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>When and how much?<\/b> 8:30pm 4th-5th May 2007, 3pm 6th May 2007, RM25 (RM15 for students, senior citizens and the disabled). For reservations call 04-2635400.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and thanks to a certain friend with big Indian eyes for the tickets! \ud83d\ude09 May your PSP never hang again with the blessing of the people on its wallpaper!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On the 22nd of April 2007, I headed down to sunny KLPAC to catch Screwed, a production by The Oral Stage. Screwed is a bunch of plays written and acted by young thespians. Before that, however, was the pre-show! Loonies escape and roam the entrance! 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