{"id":86,"date":"2003-02-13T01:03:21","date_gmt":"2003-02-13T01:03:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=86"},"modified":"2003-02-13T01:03:21","modified_gmt":"2003-02-13T01:03:21","slug":"the-common-flu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=86","title":{"rendered":"The Common Flu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(<i>Picture withheld for sanitary purposes.<\/i>)<\/p>\n<p>Sickness is my woe it was all yellow<br \/>\nAn unending flow flew out with a blow<br \/>\nClogging up my head to Eustachians spread<br \/>\nTonal barricade, nasal exit red<br \/>\nIn two days later I was no better<br \/>\nI met the doctor to get a letter<br \/>\nFrom my description I got prescription<br \/>\nMy wallet will burn for medication<br \/>\nPills I had to pop in hope it will stop<br \/>\nFall short and can&#8217;t top sucking a cough drop<br \/>\nPeople alternate to reciprocate<br \/>\nMakes me reinstate my medical fate<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s the common flu, you will get it too<br \/>\nCome to my rescue, rid me of this goo<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Picture withheld for sanitary purposes.) Sickness is my woe it was all yellow An unending flow flew out with a blow Clogging up my head to Eustachians spread Tonal barricade, nasal exit red In two days later I was no better I met the doctor to get a letter From my description I got prescription [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}