{"id":865,"date":"2007-05-12T08:33:09","date_gmt":"2007-05-12T08:33:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=865"},"modified":"2007-05-12T08:33:09","modified_gmt":"2007-05-12T08:33:09","slug":"sedap-giler-babi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=865","title":{"rendered":"Sedap Giler Babi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Because I don&#8217;t want to spoil the record of a blog a day (unlike a blog whose URL is <a href=\"http:\/\/a-blog-a-day.blogspot.com\" target=\"_BLANK\">http:\/\/a-blog-a-day.blogspot.com<\/a> who is not updated daily) I will include a filler.<\/p>\n<p>This happened today:<\/p>\n<p><b>Chinese Taxi Driver<\/b>: You ni Cina ker? (<i>Are you Chinese?<\/i>)<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Uh&#8230; Yeah. Tapi tak boleh cakap Cina lah. Dengar boleh. (<i>But I can&#8217;t speak Chinese. I can understand it though.<\/i>)<br \/>\n<b>CTD<\/b>: Aiyo! Itu macam tak boleh. You pernah kena fakk? (<i>That should not be! Have you been screwed?<\/i>)<br \/>\n<b>Me<\/b>: Yeah&#8230; tapi I boleh order lah. Char Siew Fan, Tar Pao. Mai Tan. (<i>Yeah, but I can order. Barbequed pork rice, take away, call for the bill.<\/i>)<br \/>\n<b>CTD<\/b>: YAAA! BABI SEDAP OOO!<\/p>\n<p>For some reason, the way he said it it was so hilarious. Oh, and it means &#8220;<i>YEAH! Pork is delicious!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The second funniest pork-related phrase I&#8217;d heard was &#8220;<i>BAAABIII?!? HARAAAM TUH!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In other words, pork is against one&#8217;s religion if one is a Muslim.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Because I don&#8217;t want to spoil the record of a blog a day (unlike a blog whose URL is http:\/\/a-blog-a-day.blogspot.com who is not updated daily) I will include a filler. This happened today: Chinese Taxi Driver: You ni Cina ker? (Are you Chinese?) Me: Uh&#8230; Yeah. Tapi tak boleh cakap Cina lah. Dengar boleh. (But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15,23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-865","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-jokes","category-travelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=865"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/865\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=865"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=865"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=865"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}