This post was meant for Saturday, to keep my one-post-a-day record, but I broke it by not blogging from my phone as originally intended.<\/p>\n
There was many a time I have been proud that I do not sweat much.<\/p>\n
Then, I realized that I do sweat<\/b> in polo shirts and shirts with more than 2 buttons (which is rare, so make sure you take every oppurtunity to camwhore with such a perspiring Albert).<\/p>\n
Then I realized that I rarely wear polos and button-ful shirts. Every other guy probably wears them more often, and thus propagate the idea of men being sweaty pigs<\/i>.<\/p>\n
It’s not true, they’re just trying to look nice. If you would stop staring at their drenched sleeves.<\/p>\n
Oh and for the record, it is good to make a girl sweat. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
In Other News<\/b><\/p>\n
Somebody thought I was a spy.<\/p>\n
What me Albert a spy? I don’t even remember what a martini tastes like! I talk into my phone, not my shoe! (Though the part about getting it on with hotties might be about right.)<\/p>\n
“Who do you work for?<\/i>” he asked.<\/p>\n