{"id":885,"date":"2007-06-02T11:51:46","date_gmt":"2007-06-02T11:51:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=885"},"modified":"2007-06-02T11:51:46","modified_gmt":"2007-06-02T11:51:46","slug":"spare-the-cane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=885","title":{"rendered":"Spare The Cane"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like food courts in shopping malls. They&#8217;re crowded, full of screaming kids, the queues for drink counters are long, and&#8230; they don&#8217;t serve artificial sugar cane anymore.<\/p>\n<p>I like artificial sugar cane.<\/p>\n<p>Specifically, the one sold in food courts, not those in tin cans, though I can settle for that.<\/p>\n<p>Real sugar cane stalls are harder to come by for a mallrat like me.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, they do serve sugar cane with water chestnut, but it&#8217;s not the same! It&#8217;s not the stuff I grew up on!<\/p>\n<p>There, a quick filler rant.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t like food courts in shopping malls. They&#8217;re crowded, full of screaming kids, the queues for drink counters are long, and&#8230; they don&#8217;t serve artificial sugar cane anymore. I like artificial sugar cane. Specifically, the one sold in food courts, not those in tin cans, though I can settle for that. Real sugar cane [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-885","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=885"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/885\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=885"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=885"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=885"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}