Hello Albert, I am Evonne ah. I am calling from Prudential ah, I got your number from your friend. Do you have a minute ah?<\/p>\n
Yeah I do. What’s up?<\/p>\n
AhIamcallingregarding wehavethisfinancialplan whichisnoobligationswan Iwilljusttaketenminutesofyourtime toexplaintoyouah…<\/p>\n
Whoa whoa can you speak slowly please?<\/p>\n
Ah this one is no obligations financial plan…<\/p>\n
Financial plan you say? I have no money at the moment…<\/p>\n
Oh no no don’t worry I just tell you then plan only and then…<\/p>\n
Oooh so will you buy me lunch?<\/p>\n
Ya ya definitely so I just need you to hear me for ten minutes. Where do you work?<\/p>\n
Bukit Jalil, All Asia Broadcast Center…<\/p>\n
Oh so can we meet at the cafeteria there?<\/p>\n
Er, not nice lah the food there. Wait how did you get my number?<\/p>\n
Your friend gave me your number.<\/p>\n
What’s my friend’s name?<\/p>\n
Er that one I cannot tell your friend made me promise that I cannot tell.<\/p>\n
I tell you what. I will layan you, listen to your plan. All you gotta do is tell me who my friend is. Don’t worry I won’t scold this person. I am just curious, to know if it’s for real and not that you got my number from somewhere else.<\/p>\n
Okay lah I will call your friend and ask if I can tell. Thank you ah bye!<\/p>\n
And so, I had my breakfast in peace. Then, I received a message:<\/p>\n
“Hi albert . . sorry as i cannot mention my fren name .. probably still ur decision thanks”<\/p>\n
“Don’t tell my friend that you told me! Haha. I’m up for lunch. All you gotta do is tell me the name.”<\/p>\n
“is ok . . nice talking to u . . have a nice day ahead . . i need to attend my lunc appointment in kl”<\/p>\n
“Nice going, I actually do have quite a bit of savings but I won’t tell anybody unless I hear a good plan worth investing in. Oh well.”<\/p>\n
“ok . . good to hear that”<\/p>\n
DAMMIT, what’s a guy to do to get a free lunch?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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