{"id":92,"date":"2003-01-21T05:38:44","date_gmt":"2003-01-21T05:38:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=92"},"modified":"2003-01-21T05:38:44","modified_gmt":"2003-01-21T05:38:44","slug":"probably-not-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=92","title":{"rendered":"Probably Not You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Double yourself now to speak ghetto, wow<br \/>\nYou claim heritage to the champions&#8217; stage<br \/>\nBlasting in your flow cloning on the go<br \/>\nBut allies engage in such self-damage<br \/>\nAssumed innocent in your old convent<br \/>\nBring on a campaign that is just profane<br \/>\nHow&#8217;d we circumvent this predicament?<br \/>\nWhile still being humane without getting slain?<br \/>\nWhat&#8217;s with your missives? Peppered expletives?<br \/>\nSpeak genitalia, no better idea?<br \/>\nFrom your front waste leaves, please use laxatives<br \/>\nCalm down your magma, form tropicana<br \/>\nPlease flip the left switch so we won&#8217;t twitch<br \/>\nSmall Romans will hitch with yours truly&#8217;s pitch<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Double yourself now to speak ghetto, wow You claim heritage to the champions&#8217; stage Blasting in your flow cloning on the go But allies engage in such self-damage Assumed innocent in your old convent Bring on a campaign that is just profane How&#8217;d we circumvent this predicament? While still being humane without getting slain? What&#8217;s [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-92","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poems","category-rants"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}