{"id":951,"date":"2007-09-19T03:14:50","date_gmt":"2007-09-19T03:14:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=951"},"modified":"2007-09-19T03:14:50","modified_gmt":"2007-09-19T03:14:50","slug":"smokes-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/?p=951","title":{"rendered":"Smokes Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some people look upon smokers degradingly.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>I don&#8217;t like guys who smoke.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>She smokes. Ugh. Yeah I&#8217;m a guy and I smoke, but a girl who smokes? That&#8217;s just wrong.<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><b>The problem is, everyone can smoke.<\/b> I was waiting for a roadside cobbler to fix my shoe for RM3, and he was smoking a cigarette.<\/p>\n<p>The government is taking the right step in increasing prices. It works out. In the future, smoking would be a sign that you are rich. Thus, it would no longer be a turn-off, and people will want to marry you for your money because you&#8217;ll die of lung cancer eventually.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some people look upon smokers degradingly. &#8220;I don&#8217;t like guys who smoke.&#8221; &#8220;She smokes. Ugh. Yeah I&#8217;m a guy and I smoke, but a girl who smokes? That&#8217;s just wrong.&#8221; The problem is, everyone can smoke. I was waiting for a roadside cobbler to fix my shoe for RM3, and he was smoking a cigarette. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-951","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=951"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/951\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=951"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=951"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/glaringnotebook.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=951"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}