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Sony A100 Tips And Geeking Out

Reprogram the AEL/Slow Sync button

MENU – play icon – menu 1 – AEL button

Options are AE hold, AE toggle, spot meter AE hold and spot meter AE toggle. I choose spot meter AE toggle. (Okay, so it shows a spot metering icon; a circle with a box around it.)

Using spot meter AE toggle, I can keep my camera in MultiSegment metering, and press the AEL/Slow Sync button to use spot metering on whatever I’m pointing at. This is useful when pointing at a extremely bright or dark object, where it would otherwise lose detail by being too bright or dark; point at it so it covers the center circle, tap the AEL/Slow Sync button and shoot. Thus, I never have to access the Metering part of the left Function Dial.

Flipping up the flash and pressing AEL/Slow Sync will activate Slow Sync mode as usual. This saves me a trip to the left Function Dial. Also, if you spot meter on a bright object in the background, and point the flash from an angle, you will get a 3D pop on the subject, and a flat 2D look to the background.

Decreasing Contrast

Yes that’s right, decreasing contrast is good for this camera. Especially so when there is a backlit subject; it tends to retain the highlights and leave the shadows dark. (Even when Dynamic Range Optimizer is set to Advanced, its effect is subtle, unlike the overly grainy early versions of Nikon’s in-camera-post-processing D-Lighting.) While it can still be pulled up in Photoshop, decreasing the contrast to -2 makes the blacks… less black. Pleasantly reminiscent of my Canon Powershot A520. 😀

The Sony A100 is notoriously predictable that it would underexpose for backlight, while the Nikon D80 and D40 overexposes. Throw in +1 EV for backlit subjects and DRO+ saves the highlights from being clipped.

Alternatively, just tap the reprogrammed AEL/Slow Sync button to spot-meter on a face. 😀

Skipping Eye-Start Continuous Auto-Focus

There is a very simple way to disable Eye-Start Continuous Auto-Focus when the camera is on your stomach, without going through the menus – just press the Drive button!

It’s the button on the top surface, on the right, behind the shutter button. Pressing it will go to the Drive menu. In fact, you can press the Func, Menu, Play or EV button and Eye-Start will not be active.

Press the shutter halfway to reactivate Eye-Start.

By habit, I like to chimp (view shots right after shooting) so I press Play by reflex.

In dark areas with telephoto lenses, where the camera is more likely to hunt, I use this method, raise the camera to my eye, point at the subject (already in focus from before) and half-press. This way, the camera does not hunt because it is already closely in focus. If you were to look through the camera without aiming at the already correctly focused subject, the continuous auto-focus will hunt!

Direct Manual Focus… For Confirming Focus!

Direct Manual Focus means you can use manual focus after auto focus has locked focus. You will hear it focus, and when it has locked focus, the focusing screw releases itself from the lens so you can turn the focus ring.

When the focusing screw releases itself, you can hear an audible whirr. Look through the viewfinder and listen for the sound when the focus dot becomes solid.

In a way, it’s better than turning on the Audio Signals in Menu – Wrench Icon – 1. No more beep-beep that will make you sound like a newbie!

(This lets you set Menu – Gear Icon – 1 – Priority setup to Release, which lets you shoot whether or not the camera thinks it is in focus, while still knowing for sure if you’re in focus. Pressing the shutter fully and finding that it doesn’t take a picture because the camera thinks it is not in focus is annoying, especially when camwhoring with hand extended.)

Forcing Full 1/1 Power On Internal Flash

The Sony A100 always fires a preflash before firing the actual flash. This is so the camera can measure how much light is needed to illuminate the subject.

So what if you hid the preflash from the camera?

If you change to Rear Sync flash, Shutter Priority, and choose a slow shutter speed (1/4th of a second should be just nice), you can put your hand in front of the internal flash. Press the shutter, let the preflash fire, then quickly remove your hand. The actual flash will be at full power, because it thinks the preflash had not enough power or effect on the subject.

And now, for some geeking:

Some of my geek exploits are listed here! How to Clean, Upgrade, Repair, Mod, Disassemble a Camera

Rube Goldberg game!

Somebody has already done a M39-mount interchangeable-lens digital camera, like my infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1. I particularly like his concept camera at the end, with a moving tilt-shift CCD to focus; tilting could give much greater depth of field at a very bright aperture. This would make a F1.0 lens usable.

How to make 300-style pictures (okay, maybe you guys already figured it out…)

Post-processing geeking at Matt Greer Photography!

Rotation 360 – an amazing rotating belt/camera bag system for those with loads of lenses.

A Minolta fan’s report of PMA Report 2007.

There was talk of a 70-300mm F4-5.6 dark zoomer, but that would be quite pointless as there is already one. I’d rather see the 70-210mm F4 beercan be reinstated, and the 50mm F1.7 to show what value for money the Sony with SuperSteadyShot can bring. The 24-70mm F2.8 be great on full-frame; one could have a constant F2.8 trio from the Tamron 17-50mm F2.8 DT (I’m surprised there was no collaboration on this), 24-70mm F2.8 and 70-200mm F2.8.

I love what David Kilpatrick pointed out here:
http://forums.dpreview.com/forums/readflat.asp?forum=1037&thread=23251643&page=3

A top LCD would be fine if you could switch to put the data on the back screen when required. When the camera is mounted vertically – and this discussion has said loads about portrait shooting – the top LCD is round the left hand side and it’s much harder to turn the camera sideways to view it.

The back screen just reformats the data for a perfect view. When the camera is on a tripod for architectural work or seeing above crowds, obstacles etc – frequently at or above eye level, you can’t see the top LCD at all and have no idea what adjustments you are making (we found this a real pain with the Mamiya ZD which, of course, is exactly the kind of camera used on a tripod most of the time). It can also be a nuisance on a copy stand (you can always see the rear screen but ducking down to view the top LCD is awkward), and finally, when shooting normally, you have to drop the camera down from your eye to make adjustments, while I only have to move the camera forward a bit retaining my aim at the subject.

I have good eyesight in terms of sharpness but very poor accommodation and the tiny symbols used right next to the edge of the Fuji S5/Nikon D200 top LCD are actually not clear to me with or without specs. They are too small to be clear at a glance. The Dynax/Sony rear screen display, in contrast, is legible without removing my normal (corrected for distance) specs. I don’t have to lift my specs or even force myself to refocus my eyes, as everything is perfectly clear without correction.

I could not agree more. Heck, I thought the Canon 350D’s LCD placement, while a bit small, was already one step to genius. Having your shooting info on the back does not consume much battery power, really; I still get 750 shots by CIPA standard.

SLRs have been eating batteries since electronic shutters were invented. My Pentax P30t and Minolta X300 both eat batteries. Leave it on by accident, without even half-pressing to meter, and it will be dead the next day! Fortunately, the Olympus OM-2000 is fully mechanical and only needs 2 LR44 batteries for the meter (though, the sunny F16 rule will get you through.)

Wrapped, Sadly

What: Rhapsody’s Farewell Gig
Who: Rhapsody, the funky, jazzy, soul-ful (and most recently, 80’s synth-discovering) band.
How Much: Free entry, for reservations call 017-3620750
Where: Groovejunction, Desa Sri Hartamas, near Karma, Bojangles, KL Jamasia and behind True Fitness.
When: 9:30pm, Wednesday 23rd May 2007

Yes, I am going even if they are not gonna play the cover of Queen – Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy as I suggested (which I thought was such a Nicole-ish song.)

Rock Out!

On the 16th of May, 2007, 11:30pm, I was in Midvalley, having finally watched Spiderman 3. (Thanks Chez!)

As we walked to the toilet, loud music blared through the public announcement speakers at maximum volume. It was Gary Moore! It was his extended Still Got The Blues shred! I was like, “YEAAAHHH ROCK ON MIDVALLEY!


The rest of the crowd did not think so. Girls covered their ears, and guys could be seen with white papers crumpled up in their ears! This was a primarily Chinese crowd, though.

(Pardon the quality; it was a screen capture of a video recorded with my Nokia N70.)

They played a hard rock greatest hits CD. Guns & Roses – Knocking On Heaven’s Door, Ugly Kid Joe – Cats In The Cradle, Creedence Clear Revival – Have You Ever Seen The Rain?, Def Leppard, Scorpions etc.

As we went around the mall, I was hoping to spot a group of Malay mat rockers in a corner somewhere, with skinny torn jeans and a curly mess of long hair, and air-guitar along with them.

Unfortunately, I did not spot any even in the car park where it was still blaring away.

I was enjoying every bit of it.

The next night, I was there at a similiar time, but the music volume was considerably lower. Also, because I had just watched Sumo-Lah! with a Malay crowd, they did not seem perturbed by the music at all.

I wish I whipped out my camera; instead I was trying to record a video of people looking annoyed at the music.

Drummah!


22nd April 2007: My day was filled with percussion, before and after Screwed.


Ghrana! Performed by the Sikandar Arts Academy.


Hey!


This is Sufi Culture. This is the KL Performing Arts Centre.


Modern Qawali. Ghazals and Ragas.


Clap that.


Yeah, I’m just paraphrasing their site. They were in The Actors Studio for a stint.


And after Screwed, I landed in Tugu Negara, for the Tugu Drum Circle!


Bought a djembe and wondered why it didn’t sound so nice on its own? Bring it out to the drum circle! They meet every Sunday from 5:30pm onwards.


Dhol, baby.


The interesting specimen! So this is where you come from. For bringing me to your turf, thanks babe!


Goes on into the wee evening where the mosquitoes come out to play. Them mosquitoes, they love a good rhythm. No wonder they come for me, I shake my legs a lot.

Look for Paul or Shady; those guys will teach you basic rhythms.

Solve The Softie


Guess what lens this was made with!


Or this!


And this!


Or Cherrie‘s massive teddy-bling phone!


Yes, that’s right; it’s the Sony A100 with Tamron 1.4x teleconverter and Minolta 50mm F1.4 lens and Pro Tama 0.7x wide-angle converter!

This particular picture includes a +2 and +4 closeup filter for even more macro softness. However, in most cases I won’t shoot macro with this combo; or rather, the 1.4x teleconverter keeps the minimum focusing distance while multiplying focal length, so you can get more magnification even without a closeup filter.


Another way to deck it out is to stick a 77mm CPL in front of it.


I took it out for a spin in the neighborhood playground.


All shots are wide-open (the 50mm F1.4 would become a 75mm F2.0) for maximum softness. I could still stop down the lens and get quite a lot of softness.


I’ll help you down.


As long as there were highlights, the HDR-like look seen in Half-Life 2 can be seen.


How does it compare to the Minolta/Sony 135mm F2.8 Smooth Transition Focus? Honestly, nothing is like the STF lens; the STF lens is manual focus only, with the depth of field of a 135mm F2.8 lens but with the transmission of a F4.5 lens (meaning that it lets in less light). Turning the aperture ring from T4.5 to T6.7 results in the right-side image. Note that the bokeh is never harsh or hard, and very very creamy.

Being a manual-focus lens with an effective F4.5 brightness however, it is limited to portrait shots in bright daylight. (Be sure to put some greenery behind the subject.)


Left: Minolta 50mm F1.4 lens alone; right: softie combo, which seems just a bit longer.


On to impromptu camwhoring!


Yes yes this corny effect can be duplicated in Photoshop, but nothing beats seeing it right out of the camera.


Beer ad. Yum yum.

Super Massive Geek Yo

Alright, it has been a while since the last camera geek out post. Here goes!


Build your own flash snoot to concentrate your flash light into a tiny spot. Bottom-left shows the flash zoomed to 85mm; bottom-right shows the flash with snoot.

The cardboard was packed too tightly and it was too long. It made too small a flash spot for my liking.


Albert Cheah of Cheah Camera Repair, Mutiara Complex, Jalan Ipoh. Friendly and knowledgeable guy, who does a heck of a great job defungusing lenses. He also has an array of rangefinders for sale in a glass case.

His workspace is open for all to see, which assures you that he is the expert tinkerer.

I’ve sent two cameras to Desmond of YL Camera, Pudu Plaza, but they could not completely be fixed and had some residue kinks. (My Olympus OM-2000 can shoot frames even with the film winder locked, and my Pentax P30t often swallows frames… so I have to wind the film again although I have not shot.) To be fair, I don’t know if it’s the cameras that were beyond repair.


Clockwise from top-left: Tarquin’s Canon EF 100mm F2.8 life-size macro lens next to WKCheang‘s Nikkor 105mm F2.8 VR life-size macro lens; Tarquin rolling a 120 black-and-white film; a Canon 7 rangefinder with a 50mm F0.95 lens; WKCheang’s Nikon D200 with the cute Sigma 30mm F1.4 lens.


Jenhan models my infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with the Soligor 70-220mm F3.5 OM-mount lens. With the Vivitar 2x teleconverter, it gives an insane 2640mm equivalent focal length.


At YL Camera, I tried the Tamron 17-50mm F2.8 lens for Minolta/Sony A-mount. It is easy to see why this sells well; people love bright, reasonably-priced lenses. It wasn’t soft wide-open, and decently sharp (I only shot at F2.8 though.) This was at 50mm.

Would I buy it for my Sony Alpha 100 if my Sony 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 kit lens got eaten by an Earth Elemental? Yep.

The classic Tamron/Minolta 28-75mm F2.8 lens would be given due consideration, too. I could pop a 0.7x wide-angle converter to get the 18mm feel on digital SLR crop.

However, the temptation to get wider is strong, and skip the in-between focal lengths. The Sigma 10-20mm F4-5.6 lens, with 1.5x digital crop, would give a 15mm view on my Sony A100. It accepts 77mm filters, which is a bonus for polarizers and infrared filters. However, the Tamron/Sony 11-18mm F4.5-5.6 is quite viable, having a 77mm filter thread and the ability to be used on a Minolta film SLR or the upcoming Sony full-frame digital SLR with no vignetting at 15mm. The Tokina 12-24mm F4 is lacking in this department; its vignetting is gone only at 16mm, and there is a huge difference between 10, 11 and 12mm.

For truly wide rectilinear shots, a film SLR with the Sigma 12-24mm F4.5-5.6 full-frame lens is superb. However, the lack of a filter thread means I can’t put it on digital and shoot infrared. 🙁


I got myself a 55-77mm step-up ring for RM25 and a Sakar 77mm circular polarizer for RM55. (Two CPLs side-by-side reflect different colors when rotated.) These things are amazingly cheap at Digicolor, Mutiara Complex! You can see my Canon Powershot A520 with lens adapter, 52-55mm step up ring, 55-77mm step-up ring and 77mm CPL; the other setup has a 55-58mm step-up ring and 58mm Pro Tama 0.7x wide-angle converter for 24.5mm feel. There’s also the Sony A100 with Sony 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 lens, 55-77mm step-up ring and 77mm CPL, and a wide variant with 55-58mm step-up ring and 58mm Pro Tama 0.7x wide-angle converter for 18mm feel.


Have you seen one of these pop-up books? Awesome. This one was very educational, with all sorts of gimmicks to teach photography principles.


Tarquin’s Yashica-Mat with 80mm F3.5 lens and 80mm F3.2 viewing lens!


The Yashica MG-1 rangefinder with 45mm F2.8 lens.


My Pentax P30t with K-mount to M49 adapter, and the Olympus Zuiko 50mm F1.8 OM lens reversed on it. This is not my recommended method of shooting life-size macro though. I’d rather you reverse this lens on another lens as it is safer and gives you more flexibility.


Similiar setup, but with my Fujifilm Q1 with homemade Olympus OM adapter stuck to it. Yes, the Q1 can actually see something.


The great Minolta 7000 wearing my Minolta 70-210mm F4 beercan lens! It was the first properly-implemented auto-focus SLR. For its time, it was the fastest; I still find it pretty alright, though the motor sounds like a Tamiya motor, and when it advances the film it sounds like it’s ripping it apart.

I could actually walk around with this, since I had with my Sony A100 and Minolta 50mm F1.4 (giving a 75mm equivalent, which isn’t as wide.)


Left: The Minolta 7000 came with a Minolta 28-85mm F3.5-4.5 lens with macro switch. Interestingly, the macro switch allows you to zoom out to get macro, instead of zooming in to get macro like every other lens. 1:4 magnification is possible, though working distance is small at 28mm. On the plus side, it’s F3.5 and there will be less shake. I did not buy this; I’m holding back for a less noisy Minolta AF film body. Within minutes I could figure out the 7000’s controls. Very user-friendly!

Right: The famous Pentax SMC-FA 77mm F1.8 Limited pancake lens. Tiny, bright, and very desirable. Very very sharp wide-open, with a 3D pop to images. Also has a velvet inlay. Sweet.

The Minolta 7000 could use my Sony 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 lens at 24mm without vignetting, which was cool.


Man spotted next to Pudu Jail. I have no idea what he was collecting.


I headed to Keat Camera to get myself the rare Tamron-F 1.4x Auto-Focus 5-pin teleconverter for Minolta AF mount. It would multiply the lens’ focal length by 1.4x and decrease its maximum aperture by 1 stop.

It is a screw-mount teleconverter, which means it will transfer the focus screw turns to the lens. It will not work with Minolta/Sony G lenses which have focus motors in the lens itself; for that, the Minolta/Sony teleconverter should be used instead.

This picture shows my softie combo; the Minolta 50mm F1.4 has the teleconverter on its back and a wide-angle converter in front (which cancels each other out but exaggerates spherical aberration.)

Sadly, AF would only work completely on the Minolta 50mm F1.4 (which now was an effective 75mm F2.0 according to the EXIF data). AF on the Minolta 70-210mm F4 would work at 210mm and infinity, but when I tried to focus and it turned towards close focus, or when I tried to zoom out, it would ‘disconnect‘ the lens and be unable to send the aperture to the Sony A100.

It would read the aperture as “–” and be manual-focus only. I would not recommend stopping down due to exposure errors, and because whatever lens you’re putting on is going to be darker.

However, the beercan on the teleconverter worked fine with the Minolta 7000, as the teleconverter manual promised.

Now you may ask, why does the teleconverter report 75mm instead of 50mm x 1.4 = 70mm?

I tried my Sony 18-70mm F3.5-5.6 and zoomed it to 70mm, focused on infinity (to prevent focus from changing focal length), shot a frame, then popped the 50mm with 1.4x teleconverter, focused on infinity, and found the 50mm combo to be more zoomed in. Thus, the 1.4x teleconverter really had a 1.5x focal length multiplier.


Still, it does not rob from the beercan’s sharpness; it becomes a usable 300mm F5.6 lens (as reported by camera EXIF). I was pleasantly surprised to see how sharp it was. The teleconverter had 4 elements, and did not add to the reputedly bad chromatic aberration of the beercan. It also did not add spherical aberration, unlike what it did to the Minolta 50mm F1.4!


Another 300mm F5.6 shot.


A crop.


Excited, I headed over to Sony, KLCC to try my teleconverter. I tried the Sony 500mm F8 Auto-focus Reflex lens, which became a 750mm F11 (sadly, no aperture reading, so it was manual-focus only).

The shot in the bottom-right corner, however, was with the Carl Zeiss Sonnar T* 135mm F1.8 ZA lens. (Also no aperture reading, due to old teleconverter being mostly incompatible with digital bodies.)


CZ 135mm F1.8 with teleconverter. The Carl Zeiss is so sharp, the teleconverter’s effect is minimal. It is still razor-shave sharp (or rather, it makes it obvious you haven’t shaved.)

The math says it becomes a 200mm F2.5. Yes, 200mm F2.5! Not just some 200mm F2.8.


Without the teleconverter. Pardon the focusing point difference.

If I could get a newer teleconverter that was guaranteed to work on the screw-mount lenses on a Sony A100, this would be a very practical option.

Would I get a 70-200mm F2.8? Not likely. The 70-210mm F4 beercan, 1.4x teleconverter and CZ 135mm F1.8 make the best, light tag team. Any 70-200mm F2.8 will weigh at least 1.3kg and cause photographers to whine of sprained arms. The 135mm F1.8 however, is the brightest and longest prime (by dividing 135/1.8 = 75mm). It is beaten only by the 300mm F2.8.

It also looks stumpy and short without the lens hood, and a lot less suspicious than the 70-200mm F2.8.

Why not a more practical 85mm F1.4 then?

I already have a 50mm F1.4, with 1.4x teleconverter to make a 75mm F2.0. It would be a bit redundant, plus I find myself zooming in, using the end nearer to 210mm on my beercan.


Jenhan is surprised to see how crispy the Carl Zeiss 135mm F1.8 lens is.

I am practically sold on this chunk of solid metal. It feels like a sawed-off shotgun. A black cannon.

The 135mm F1.8 also renders near-focus areas differently; it is sharper and makes the depth-of-field seem deeper than my 50mm F1.4. The Sony 70-200mm F2.8 is no doubt creamy, with good subject isolation, but I already have the lightweight beercan for that.

I don’t tire of holding the beercan; it weighs under 700 grams, and I can switch to portrait orientation without feeling the strain.

If you had a Canon SLR, I would whole-heartedly recommend the Canon 70-200mm F4L IS USM with Canon 135mm F2L USM combo. (You could whine about not having F2.8 but you guys got clean CMOS sensors so pump up your ISO!)


Finally, Tan Yee Hou, Tan Yee Wei and I could drive to a market and open shop.

I don’t even know where to start labelling; there’s a Pentax P30t SLR, Olympus IS-1000 zoom lens reflex, Ricoh 500G rangefinder, Olympus OM-2000 SLR, Canon EOS 650 SLR, Seagull SA84 twin lens reflex, Canon Powershot A520 digital camera, Ricoh XR-10 SLR and a Fujifilm Digital Q1 amongst various lenses. Missing is an Olympus mju, a Panasonic FZ-30, and my Sony Alpha 100 used to shoot this.

With my collection of cameras of different mounts and brands, a worrying thought came:

If I ever get stinking rich, I might possibly practice polygamy. Legally, of course.

Promiscuous-tee

And now, for a contest!

The first female who can tell me what the word “promiscuous” means will win a free baby-T.


Yes, the one Natalie is wearing. It says “promiscuous girl” on the front, nothing on the back, full black, cotton, S size.

Of course, if you can prove to me that you are a promiscuous girl, you will get it first. 😉

And yes, I did a survey, and found that most girls singing the horribly catchy tune did not know what it meant.

How did I get it? I entered the VIP area of the hitz.fm 10th Birthday Bash, and I got a goodie bag. I thought it was the “JJ and Rudy Gotcha’ed me and all I got was this lousy awesome T-shirt” (for guys) but got this one instead.

Terms and conditions: I should have an idea who you are and how to pass you the shirt in person. 😛

Through The Beercan


Before going for the hitz.fm 10th Birthday Bash, I was at Midvalley.


I was shooting with the Minolta 70-210mm F4 “beercan” lens, and found that I was… invisible!

I don’t have its lens hood, and it’s all black and isn’t too big on the Sony A100 to cause heads to turn.

These car show girls are trained to turn and smile at the camera! They never did turn to me.

I then headed to One Utama.


…oh, I guess I wasn’t that invisible.


Hot.


So hot, she has an earache.


Cuuute! I like the look of the one with the Hotwind shirt.


Colors in her hair.


Oh yeah baby, take my picture.


Composite of two pictures because I zoomed out to 70mm and couldn’t step back and didn’t want to swap lenses yet.


Yummy bums. Especially the one on the left.


Chicks will get on top. They dig bald heads.


HARRR? Where are you arrr?


I was right in front of some photography nut’s sister and she didn’t even notice.


I have this feeling we’re being watched.


Yum bum.


Damn, I thought I could get some milk off her.


Again, I have been spotted!


A beer promoter knows a beercan when she sees one.


Sweeet. She found her way into the VIP area and we danced!


We’re here having clean fun instead of being at KL Tower for Speedzone!


Davina-who-always-looks-different! And that’s me with the Kermit The Frog mouth.


Hot videographer.


…who works in a tag team!

Man, my imagination is going wild already.


Adam came up to me and asked, “Hey man we haven’t ever took a picture together!

The expression came from me not expecting his dreads to be so poky.

In, Competent

Life is not a competition.

Why do we subject ourselves to evaluation everytime?

And now, for a camera rant:

When reading camera reviews, I hate reading the phrase, “This camera cannot compete…

I think it’s the most ridiculous phrase that could be said aloud. Since when was using a camera a competition? Are you a wholesaler of camera equipment? Why do you care about market sales to use words like “compete“?

Do you only buy winners? Do you believe all contests are built well? Do you buy it based on somebody else’s criteria? Do you even know your own criteria?

Alright, some of you may know wiser and know this post was just filler. Yes, I promise good pictures tomorrow!

Sedap Giler Babi

Because I don’t want to spoil the record of a blog a day (unlike a blog whose URL is http://a-blog-a-day.blogspot.com who is not updated daily) I will include a filler.

This happened today:

Chinese Taxi Driver: You ni Cina ker? (Are you Chinese?)
Me: Uh… Yeah. Tapi tak boleh cakap Cina lah. Dengar boleh. (But I can’t speak Chinese. I can understand it though.)
CTD: Aiyo! Itu macam tak boleh. You pernah kena fakk? (That should not be! Have you been screwed?)
Me: Yeah… tapi I boleh order lah. Char Siew Fan, Tar Pao. Mai Tan. (Yeah, but I can order. Barbequed pork rice, take away, call for the bill.)
CTD: YAAA! BABI SEDAP OOO!

For some reason, the way he said it it was so hilarious. Oh, and it means “YEAH! Pork is delicious!

The second funniest pork-related phrase I’d heard was “BAAABIII?!? HARAAAM TUH!

In other words, pork is against one’s religion if one is a Muslim.