Chorus:
It ends when the boy gets the girl
TV is such a predictable world
And while those evil plans always get botched
I absolutely must watch
Slugs they dodge

Santa claus comes in a sleigh
His rotund frame is impossible to weigh
And if you’ve been bad you should pray
Within half-an-hour all is okay
As long as you’re in a coma
Your pulse reading becomes straight for drama
How many days is too far
That your twin makes out with your spouse in the car?

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Your clothes never change at all the next day
And your hair never falls from too much hairspray
You always seem to have witty things to say

It ends when the boy gets the girl
TV is a predictable world
And while those evil plans always get botched
I absolutely must watch
Slugs they dodge

How many eons you stay
Where you’ll never return home so far away
Things revert back come what may
Background music we can see noone play
As long as they have that wide smile
You’ll discover antidotes in that vial
You know they’ve got your file
A complot will give you an unfair trial

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Chorus

And

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Chorus

It ends when the boy gets the girl
They claim their meeting’s just cordial
Though this rarely becomes controversial
You know there’s something special

Chorus

Slugs they dodge

Chorus:
Close your eyes
Listen up now you guys
Do you hate what’s appearing
Ads I cannot stand
Do you feel it’s lame
This I’m really hating
Is this boxed thing
An infernal frame

I know there’s conspiracy brimming
They watch us when we are surfing
Privacy breaking
Do you feel it’s lame
This I’m really hating
For is this boxed thing
An infernal frame

It’s to blame
For the crash that came
So why companies use this method to gain fame?
Do they realise it stains their name
Huh?

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No blood flesh nor bone
My skin is a pale tone
I suffer my pain alone
Yet I feel like I’m happy
From vapours sniffed nasally
Maybe I’m just dizzy
Impure speed makes me thirsty

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‘Cos I’m so high
High on poppy
I’m so drowsy
I’m so high
On barbiturates
And sulphates
Or who hates
Dream states
I’m so high
On LSD

First they gave it for free
Then they charged me money
I paid or I would go crazy
Why can’t a drug addict
Get a job and keep it
I hope that they won’t evict
Please don’t force us to exit

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I pop amyl nitrite
I’m hooked, I cannot quit
Those pretty hues are really neat
And somehow I can’t defeat
The calling of the next hit
The white packets I’ve lit
Freebasing gives me a fit

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I took a load of what was free whatever I could find
I left my wallet lying somewhere the branded fake kind
I watched prices when they shrink in size or balloon
I feel I’ll go on a splurge soon

I watched people collect, plug-and-play and connect
I became green, jealous, envious of elite few select
One’s not sufficient therefore I bought the rest
Don’t know its use but I know it’s the best

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Yes I am crazy, your success is more than I can bear
If you beat me that’s unacceptable that’s my nightmare
One failure is too much so I’ll jump from up there
I can’t take much despair

Subjects I’m strong, subjects I’m weak
But still with teachers I would plead
If they don’t add marks then I think I will get a nosebleed
Paid big bucks to see papers leak
I’m not honest, I have copied
I must not lose, I have to be in the lead