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Play Safe

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Low vasculation needs consultation
Lack of excitement means all are dormant
Diamond prescription or manual suction
Makes those innocent stand in agreement
While waiting to fill one tastes the lacteal
Two lips for the love below, not above
A zesty tonsil is touched upon will
Could a stretchy glove tingle every nerve?
An upstream rough patch is a sniff and scratch
Three letters stated make you infected
Carriers will dispatch their goods in a stretch
If pain is spilt blood, disaster’s a flood
Let the pinkish flare as passengers stare
Is a hollow pear for many to share?

Distanced Sonnet

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Distanced Hearts (distancedhearts.gif, 4202 bytes)

Mutual understanding is what’s hiding
The fact of life – they’re like husband and wife
Both preventing, denying such thinking
Not being caught more than twice would have been nice
General knowledge gives the average
Guess that this mess they’ll confess under stress
A mage turns the page to put them on stage
Suggest progress best get it off one’s chest
Before a quake could shake apart and break
Cracked rust busted the crust till it was dust
Forsake the wide awake, to make a lake
Wishing one was here when near we should cheer
The ironic fear of someone so dear

Interpret quotes with Albert!

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I’ve updated my ever-wise, ever-think-twice-and-thrice-while-scratching-head-lice Quotes section! Now featuring 5 new quotes!

The wisest, I feel, for today, is this one:

“The truth is sealed behind many lips.”

Sorry for spoiling the fun and telling you straight, but these are my interpretations:

1) The original – people aren’t frank with each other, often keeping secret things they dislike about each other behind their lips, so to speak (or not speak, geddit?) Everybody these days are afraid to offend each other. And so, the truth is sealed behind their lips. (Thanks to Shom for giving me a mental link – I usually save my quotes when inspired on SMS, then forget the original meanings later! 🙁 )

2) The lecherous – lips are associated with kisses, and so the truth can be found in a kiss. If love will set you free, (and so will truth set you free) and a kiss is a sign of love, the lips’ kiss will set you free! You can also tell if somebody still loves you by the quality and feel of the kiss, whether it is honest, or forced.

3) The secretive – (More credit to this translation from Shom…) People feel proud to keep secrets. They feel power; an advantage in knowing they know something someone else doesn’t. Everybody has pieces of the truth which they keep to themselves selfishly. As such, nobody can claim to possess the whole truth, since other people are hoarding missing parts of the jigsaw.

4) (Reply with your own version!) Yes that’s right – click on the Replies link for once, and move your fingers! I am lazy to think of more, but I am sure the intelligent and mentally vociferous can come up with some brilliance, eh?

Play It!

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Wrap me around your strong little finger
I would do the job; I would do it all
Your perfume keeps me strong; it must linger
Waking hours you rob; one day I will fall
Never was I certain who you were for
Never did I know your unstable state
Unforseen circumstances left me sore
Soon I was chased by the guards at your gate
I became like rubber, your spare tire
You trained me to become shock-absorbent
But then, I smelt strongly under fire
The sweat I worked for you became pungent
Was this the end? Had I been stretched too thin?
I suffer for your polygamous sin

Questionable Risk?

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To have a crush is a rush with harsh mush
To have a touch is such it’s more than much
To have a hushed squashed brush one turns pink flush
To the point, the arch where starch parches march
Give it more time, generate some enzyme
Where biological’s not logical
Stronger than lime, your primal call’s a crime
Socially liable to denial
For public? You’ll harbor catastrophic
Hit quit, the taunted bit you must commit
Logic doubts how tragic or horrific
Should you risk being known and your cover blown?
Set in stone being alone? Or on the phone?

Singlehood Pains

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Is it that great to be single?

These are the wonderings of a guy who has been single all his life. Serious. He’s never had a girlfriend. Excuse? Never had the courage to make a move, or the targets were taken.

Why savor being single?

Who the heck has the right to say that being single is better than being in a relationship? If you think you do, you’ve had sucky relationships (which explains why you’re single, ha!) Sure, it’s easy for someone who’s been in and out of relationships to say, “Hey, having a girlfriend sucks!” How about those who’ve been single all their lives? They’d have no right to say that, never knowing what a relationship is like. I say have at least one relationship first, then only say, “Guys suck! I’m never gonna go out with one, much less look at one!” It would be just like saying, “I like being single because I’ve never had a relationship and wouldn’t know which is better.”

Try before you cry.

Soulmates?

“There’s no such thing!” I’m sure you’ve heard that lecture everytime the word comes out. Soulmates are just conjured words from the modern day talispeople (is that right?) who write your horoscopes. Most girls will just call their current infatuation their soulmate because of some minor coincidences, then break up and say that he was not the one. Not the soulmate. The next boyfriend will then take over the role of ‘soulmate’. To some, soulmates are just another word for boyfriends!

Jilted?

Yep. That’s what’s holding them back. Don’t give me that lame excuse that you’re never gonna go after the opposite sex again because you were rejected or dumped! There are over 6 billion humans in the world, and at least 45% (I think) of the world’s population are of the opposite sex! So what if you’ve been dumped? If you can’t take rejection, that’s okay. Nobody really does. The important part is to move on. You will meet other people. You will have a crush all over again. Your hormones will ensure that you do. If you’re ugly, you’ll grow out of it, or develop skills that will earn you enough to buy you makeup, or plastic surgery.

Hmm I think I just dissed the facially-unattractive crowd, so here’s a vanity quote I want you people who think you’re too ugly for the world to recite:

“I’m not good-looking; I just need less makeup to look good.”

Think positive thoughts! =]

(If you want to whack me up now, remember I share your singlehood pains!)