Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Refrain:
With birds you’ll share
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X2)

Styled it up against the norm
Young, you thought it was a delicate form
I’m warning you that it’s uncouth
So please wake up and face the truth cos’

Chorus:
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X3)

Hair loss in a bathroom stall
Things don’t seem to go your way at all
Trends you try make you bald cos’

Refrain

Your mane stood with a show of hues
It attracts insects to fuse and
If it was mine I would choose
To remove it before someone sues and

Chorus

Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Chorus