I thought I saw a man with no life
He’s alone, doesn’t know why
And desperate for a wife
He showed me what was good to buy
Socially speaking, that man was a bore
He didn’t seem to know, he didn’t seem to care
That his eyes were sore
He was dirty to the core
There’s nothing but those thoughts in him
He works his eyes at the gym
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus:
He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He’s sick in the head
Cos’ he’s into pr0n

So I guess the psychologist’s right
Should’ve seen all those symptoms
That he shows day and night
A spot-check reveals packs of condoms
I don’t know just where they suck
I don’t quite know how they’re worn
There’s just so many spots
That they can touch in pr0n

Chorus

pr0n
There’s nothing in his head but that
He’s even aroused by a cat
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus

He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He takes out the tape
Or the VCD
I thought that he would change
But he just changed to part three
He’s a little strange
My friend’s into pr0n
pr0n