Back up (back up)
Grab a mouse and draw a little flowchart
Hide the bars and look away to act smart
Why’s primary keys not in the table?
Here you go create another table

(You wanted to) SQL – I put on a little conjob
(You wanted to) ASP – I copied a table drop
(You wanted to) 5 page report Monday on the table
(You wanted to)

I don’t think you trust, in, my
Self-taught programming skills,
I cry, when I don’t have the most kills

Screw up (screw up)
Take time off to play a little NASCAR
Jump on ramps to fly away past the star
Why’d you leave the door up to the swivel
Don’t you know that we are techie people?

(You wanted to) Grab a form and go down to meet the techie
(You wanted to) Clear the cache to flush away the proxy
(You wanted to) Why reboot server? It is not stable
(You wanted to)

I don’t think you trust, in, my
Self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don’t have the most kills
In, my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don’t have the most kills

Beta (testing)
Deadline (coming)
Office (freezing)
PC (crashing)
Codes better be done at the end of the day
Codes better be done – why have you forsaken me?
In your site, forsaken me
In your scripts, forsaken me
In your code, forsaken me

Oh, trust, in, my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don’t have the most kills
In my self-taught programming skills
I cry, when I don’t have the most kills