- He starts counting from 1.
- His expression does not evaluate to null.
- He doesn’t show his file extensions.
- His programs are bugless the first time around.
- His idea of “programming” is arranging playlists in WinAmp.
- He speaks in an understandable language.
- He has fixed work hours, and actually comes and leaves at the correct time.
- He believes WYSIWYG is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
- He plays sports (unless he works for EA Interactive.)
- He puts spaces in filenames.
Top Ten Signs You Didn’t Hire A Real Programmer
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