- Well look who’s antichrist now!
- I’ll give you a billion free greenbacks for the location of the BFG!
- How dare you take advantage of Windows crashing?
- See! I told you! Minesweeper is a lot more fun!
- If only Id would support dual monitors for front and back view!
- Like, I accidently pressed the Start button, okay?
- I hope you have plenty of Illegal Operations!
- Psst… a multiplayer cheat… press Ctrl-Esc…
- That does it! I’m buying over Id Software!
- Dang PS/2 COM port IRQ conflict!
- First DOS. Then Windows. But now I keep crashing into walls!
- This program is against the norm! 640K should be enough for everybody!
- I don’t like the gloomy textures in this map. I prefer clouds… clouds with windows…
- John Carmack’s the real villian here…
- This bloatware runs (er, I mean crawls) on my PowerPC! (er, I mean Pentium III)
What Bill Gates would say in Quake deathmatch
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