(Picture withheld for sanitary purposes.)

Sickness is my woe it was all yellow
An unending flow flew out with a blow
Clogging up my head to Eustachians spread
Tonal barricade, nasal exit red
In two days later I was no better
I met the doctor to get a letter
From my description I got prescription
My wallet will burn for medication
Pills I had to pop in hope it will stop
Fall short and can’t top sucking a cough drop
People alternate to reciprocate
Makes me reinstate my medical fate
It’s the common flu, you will get it too
Come to my rescue, rid me of this goo