Top Ten Signs You Didn’t Hire A Real Programmer

  • He starts counting from 1.
  • His expression does not evaluate to null.
  • He doesn’t show his file extensions.
  • His programs are bugless the first time around.
  • His idea of “programming” is arranging playlists in WinAmp.
  • He speaks in an understandable language.
  • He has fixed work hours, and actually comes and leaves at the correct time.
  • He believes WYSIWYG is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
  • He plays sports (unless he works for EA Interactive.)
  • He puts spaces in filenames.

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