Top Ten Signs You Didn’t Hire A Real Programmer

He starts counting from 1.
His expression does not evaluate to null.
He doesn’t show his file extensions.
His programs are bugless the first time around.
His idea of “programming” is arranging playlists in WinAmp.
He speaks in an understandable language.
He has fixed work hours, and actually comes and leaves at the correct time.
He believes WYSIWYG is the greatest thing since sliced bread.
He plays sports (unless he works for EA Interactive.)
He puts spaces in filenames.

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