He’s In Fashion

I was walking around Subang Parade once, and I bumped into April and Jaymee.

Hey Albert! We weren’t sure it was you! We were like looking from afar and wondering, ‘Is that him? I don’t remember him looking that scruffy…’

Well excuuuse me, I’m in fashion. No, literally. In fashion! In “In Fashion“!


From left to right: Nadya, me, Diane

Needless to say, I bought it. First time I was in a magazine! (Well okay, that’s not true.)

However, the rest of the magazine seemed to be a Sungei Wang catalogue. Which reminds me of this conversation:

Ahbert: Su Zhen aaa! Come to Moonshine on Thursday aaa! I dowan to look like the only Sungei Wang representative wor.
Su Zhen: But hor, Thursday hor, I’ve got plans already hor. 😛
Ahbert: Ya, lain kali je la beb. 😉
Su Zhen: Haha ewww, poyo giler! LOL ok bye. 🙂
Ahbert: Eleh sombong dah, lepak dengan Siti-Siti dan Anuar-Anuar yang femes dan sewaktu dengannya. Aku pun nak bla! Issh. Ambik kau.
Su Zhen: Oh my god laa aku ni masih ingat kampungku, bumi yang aku pijak ok. 🙂 Haha kidding la aiyo it’s not a big deal. 😛 Silly. Hey this weekend the ASTRO show is at Klang. Come come if you want? 🙂 Teehee.
Ahbert: KLANG?!? Alamak katak! Kau tau tak, kat sana mereka semua MAKAN BABI! Tak halal tu beb!!! Berdosa tau! Aku tak boleh la, aku jadi roadie Broken Scar kat Rock The World 7. Dapat crew tag tau, boleh lepak backstage. Fuwaa!
Su Zhen: FOCKER!! Oh macam tu laaa, kawan kawan dengan Brokenscar tu tak nak kawan dengan I la nih… Funkysocks pun bagus tau… ok la you pergi dengan kawan kawan you yang Berbrokenscar itu, lagi glamour. Hmph. Bye! LOL.
Ahbert: Memang pun. 😛 Jangan tak rock beb. Bai!!!
Su Zhen: Cis! Cheebye! 😛
Ahbert: You nii kan, lepak dengan budak Klang semua makan babi, tak baik tau! Baik ko bertaubat. Kalau sudah sesat jalan, baik kau tanya Mawi. Itu dia budak yang baik.
Su Zhen: Eh, kita semua lepak kat hotel ok, tak dibenarkan pergi keluar, I think so, don’t worry, takde babi kat hotel. 😛 Haha ok bye!
Ahbert: Fuhh lega aku. Orait cik manis! Gudnait!

* Su Zhen’s name has been changed to protect her privacy.

It always cracks me up when a non-Muslim says “Maaakan baaabi“. 😀 You gotta say it in a most exaggerated manner.

In the meantime, more event pimping:

What: Moonshine: a homemade acoustic show
Where: Laundry Bar, The Curve
When: 9:45pm, Thursday 14th December 2006
How Much: Free entry, but if you see a hottie buy him/her a drink and maybe, write him/her a message on tissue paper. Just remember to get the waiter/waitress to point out who you are.
Who: Ferns, Flatline, Naked Breed, Stonebay

More details here.

What: Rock The World 7
Where: Stadium Merdeka
When: 3pm, Saturday 16th December 2006
How Much: RM25 per entry; first 5000 entries get a free Rock The World 7 T-shirt
Who: 50 artists over 3 stages

The full list and timetable is at http://www.rocktheworld.com.my. If one act is not your thing, walk to another stage! If that’s not your thing either, walk to another! How great is that?

I’ve had the Rock The World 4 shirt from long time ago, and it’s still good and bright. (I didn’t get to win the 5th and 6th shirt. 🙁 )

I’m going for Moonshine and Rock The World 7.

Oh, and if rock is not your thing, but you want to see local artistes (and if you think Funky Socks are hot):

What: Gegak Gemilang Astro
Where: Padang Pandamaran, Klang, Selangor
When: 9am-11:30pm, Saturday 16th December 2006
How Much: I think it’s free. Just say you’re a fan of Funky Socks. 😀
Who: Anuar Zain, Erra Fazira, Adibah Noor, Aznil Hj. Nawawi, Mawi, Zahid, Faizal, Vince, Farhan, Farah, Marsha, Idayu, annnd Funky Socks!

As Al Are


Down the yellow brick road, from Keat Camera to YL Camera in Pudu Plaza.


Kingsley‘s uncle’s Yashica Electro 35 GSN rangefinder (click for manual) was out of juice. The PX32 5.6 volt battery originally used was no longer sold as it had mercury inside; so, we had to improvise using a CR123A 3 volt battery, padded with two 1.5 volt LR44 batteries. We put it in, in that order, and it didn’t work… until we figured that the LR44 batteries were upside down (in this picture, negative is up.)


(Pardon the graininess, this was a cropped picture.)

The Yashica was a cheap rangefinder with a fixed 45mm F1.7 Color Yashinon lens that could not be changed. However, it came with a wide-angle and tele converter. We could not see the double-image until Desmond pointed out that it was the faint yellow image. (The second image had a yellow plastic over it.) This image could only be seen when pointing at lights!

I was disappointed. So what was the big deal about rangefinders anyway, other than the quiet leaf shutter sound and luxuriously-marketed lenses? Neither image was through the lens, so you could take pictures with your lens cap on and not know it. Also, you do not get depth-of-field preview (similiarly, choosing a darker aperture does not darken either image.) That answered my question.

Anyway.


I bought the Olympus OM-2000 with Olympus 35-70mm F3.5-4.8 lens and Olympus 70-210mm F4.5-5.6 one-touch push-pull zoom lens. (Seen on left is the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 for Olympus Zuiko mount; having that lens alone made me choose an Olympus system.)

(And yes, unlike Grace and Tan Yee Hou who went from Olympus digital cameras to Canon digital SLRs, I went from a Canon digital camera to an Olympus film SLR. Heh.)

The Olympus OM-2000 isn’t a true Olympus SLR; it did not have the shutter speed dial on the lens mount itself or the Olympus porroprism viewfinder (which makes it shorter since there’s no prism on top). It was actually made by Cosina; it is very similiar in design to the Cosina E1 Solar (minus the solar cell and depth-of-field-preview button, plus the spot metering, something rare that time on a cheap student’s camera.) (Click for manual.)

Yes, it’s a film SLR. Not a digital SLR. I figured, if I go manual, I might as well go all the way manual. Everything, except the lightmeter (which uses two LR44 batteries) is manual. The film is winded in manually. The film is advanced manually using a film advance lever. When the film has reached its end, you’d have to manually wind it back into the film canister. The shutter speed and aperture are set manually (there’s no Program or Aperture Priority mode; it’s like Manual Exposure all the time.) There is no autofocus. There is no LCD screen (since frame count, shutter speed and aperture are all visible outside.)

Thank goodness there’s the shutter speed dial, which goes from 1/2000th of a second to 1 second, plus Bulb mode (for those 4-hour-long star tracking shots which digital SLRs would just burn up and die trying to shoot.) Oh, and the curtain speed is 5.8-6.1ms.

What about popular digital SLRs? Canon 400D? 100ms. Canon 30D? 65ms. Nikon D70s? 106ms. Nikon D80? 80ms. Interestingly, the Sony W1 has a 9ms shutter lag. (Click for more.)


You can actually see what’s behind the viewfinder when the mirror is down. Don’t worry about dust, as there’s no sensor, and the film is protected by a metal shutter. (Digital SLRs should also have metal shutters, but I guess dust swims around inside.)


You can’t do this with a digital SLR. 😀 (Inspired by Xian Jin when he was testing my camera.)


More camwhoring.


Eye spy.


Solid, heavy metal.


Sadly, there was a major problem with the shutter mechanism; when the film advance lever was cranked, the shutter would sometimes trigger! If I held it out (anti-clockwise) it would hold the mirror up and shutter open, thus overexposing the film. There’d also be camera shake. If I cranked and quickly released, it would expose with the correct shutter speed, so if it was on a tripod when I crank it, it would look alright.

Fazri tried cranking it too; sometimes, it worked perfectly, sometimes, it would trigger itself at every crank. My luck with it was mostly at every alternate crank. Desmond of YL Camera offered to fix it, but I figured I’d take the camera for one 36-frame Fuji ISO200 round before getting it fixed.

And so, before every shot, I’d frame, focus, set the exposure, and crank the lever. If the shutter didn’t trigger itself, I’d press the shutter. 😀

It was only after sending the camera to be fixed that I realized that I could’ve saved on accidental exposures by using the multiple-exposure lever. How?

1. Cover the lens with its cap.
2. Crank the film advance lever.
3. If shutter triggers, hold down the multiple-exposure lever (which stops the film from advancing) while cranking it again. If shutter triggers, repeat step 3.
4. Remove lens cap.
5. Frame picture, set aperture and shutter speed until lightmeter says it’s good, and press shutter.

The ISO film speed dial is interestingly hidden under the shutter speed dial; I’d have to pull it up to change it. Unlike digital cameras, ISO sensitivity is set by the film in the camera itself. The ISO dial is just to tell the camera what ISO it is, so it can calculate and tell you whether your picture will be exposed properly. You can fool it by setting ISO 400 on the dial while using ISO 200 film, to underexpose all shots by 1 stop (if you find that the camera’s lightmeter isn’t accurate.)


Split prism rangefinder focusing screen. Make manual focus real fun; the center of the screen has a circle which is split in half; you focus by turning the focus ring until the top half aligns with the bottom half of the circle. It also tells you which way to turn; clockwise to move the upper half to the right and the lower half to the left, for example.

This does not have the quiet air-dampened sound of the true Olympus cameras, and Xian Jin said that it sounded quite loud. If I was adventurous I’d drill an air tunnel which has holes on both sides of the mirrors, to dampen the sound. More interesting reads are in the interview with Yoshihisa Maitani.

Olympus has an obsession with making their cameras and lenses as small as possible; it was no wonder that they chose the Four Thirds system, which had 2x crop factor (very similiar to their half-frame Pen F series), allowing smaller, shorter telephoto focal length lenses, like the cheap 40-150mm F3.5-4.5 zoomer, which gives a 80-300mm equivalent! 300mm at F4.5! What a bargain! At a tiny 52mm screw thread size too!

Sadly, the Zuiko Digital lenses are focus-by-wire, so I’m doubtful of its manual-focus capability. If I got an Olympus E-330 with Live View (and Live View B has the mirror up, making it work just like my Fujifilm Digital Q1) I would get the Olympus Zuiko-to-Four-Thirds-adapter and use my old manual focus lenses on it, since those have true dampened manual focus.) Live View B mode does not have auto-focus.

I haven’t heard of image stabilization mode on any Four Thirds lenses or camera bodies so that cancels out this option. (Sigma intends to support Four Thirds in 2007, and they have Optical Stabilizer coming up.) Plus the 2x crop factor gives a really dark screen, with a smaller sensor and more noise.


From left to right: Cosina 19-35mm F3.5-4.5 MC Pentax-K-mount lens, my superglued 52mm-to-K-mount adapter, UV filter, Hoya R72 filter, 49-52mm step-up ring, Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC Minolta-MD-mount lens, my superglued 52mm-to-Minolta-MD-mount adapter, Hoya 25A red filter, Raydawn circular and linear polarizers, Olympus 35-70mm F3.5-4.8 lens, my superglued 52mm-to-Olympus-Zuiko-mount adapter, Olympus 70-210mm F4.5-5.6 lens, Olympus OM-2000.


This combination can actually see something; the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 reversed, with my superglued 55-52mm reverse adapter.


The Olympus mount can fit the Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC lens, albeit loosely, with some added distance. It makes the lens somewhat macro and unable to focus on infinity. Same went for the Cosina, which was trippingly wide and macro.


This is just disturbing. The infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with Olympus 70-210mm F4.5-5.6 lens meets the reverse adapter of the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 on the Olympus OM-2000.

I sold the Cosina to Tan Yee Wei who has a Ricoh KR-10 Super Pentax-K-mount SLR and could fully enjoy its 19mm wideness. I threw in the Hoya 2x K-mount teleconverter which I got for free as well as I had no more Pentax-K-mount lenses.

I wish I didn’t superglue the spring inside my Vivitar 24mm F2.0 lens; now when I choose a darker aperture and take a picture, I have to wind it back to F2.0 to open it again. Also, the aperture blades may not close fast enough in time for the exposure (which may cause overexposure and less depth-of-field than intended.)

For more scanned manuals, click here.


Of course, I attached the 70-210mm to my Fujifilm Digital Q1; who could resist the idea of 1260mm equivalent zoom?


Left to right, top to bottom: Railway platform step at 210mm; focused differently; a satellite receiver in a petrol station; a streetlamp; an old lady looking wistfully at traffic passing Pudu Jail; KL Tower; a couple, stalked from Pudu STAR LRT (note it’s the she that’s on the steering wheel handle); the M dial on my Canon Powershot A520 (using the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 on reverse.)


This was originally cropped to 460×422 pixels before resizing to 400×367! It is easier to get 1/2000th of a second at 7:45am, when the moon is still up but the sky is bright enough to fool the camera. I also set EV -2 to underexpose it correctly. I also used the Hoya 2x K-mount teleconverter to get a whopping 2520mm, giving a 840×840 pixel moon, but that setup could not focus on infinity and was thus considerably more out-of-focus than this one.

Next in the camera geeking series: The film prints! (Yeah, I printed them already; the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 has horrible vignetting.) And nope, the camera shop isn’t done with it yet.

Interconnected


FOOD! The “Indomee Burger” is actually Indomee with bits of burger patty in it. Found in Bestari, Desa Sri Hartamas. Something fun to try.


Indo-Maggi Mee! Finally, a mamak near my house gets it right. When they say they don’t have Indomee, and you try to tell them to cook Maggi Mee in Indomee style, plain, empty, devoid of vegetables and all that, with an egg done sunny side up… they always give you Maggi Mee with some junk. I love my Indomee clear of anything but sauce and egg.

This is why I love Indomee.


And now for drink – Athena! requested a special drink for me. 😀


Internal reflection.


We then headed on the KTM, where we found this – protection.


…that makes the KTM pretty safe, compared to what I spotted once in Berjaya Times Square Theme Park – a halted rollercoaster. When I saw it it had already stopped so I had no idea what caused it, but it took quite a while to evacuate the people. This was shot with my infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC lens (300mm equivalent.)


Speaking of protection, always check your gloves before you dye your hair. Note the water gushing out the sides; this explains those funny looks on people when they look at my blue nails.


Oh, of course, the blue hair.


…which wasn’t so apparent when I found Fireangel not in a striped top! (Oh and Suanie, this beard’s for you.)


I found her, and Ching, in Somo. I love this picture because she is not facing the camera (and thus looks different, unlike every other picture on her blog which has her muka chop.) Oh, and the sticky table mats are hilarious too.


Somo? It’s this swanky new terrace bar in Mont Kiara. They have hot party planners! 😉 However, don’t go there on an empty stomach until they open their Japanese food bar.


Speaking of dishes, this is all leaves.


Dish out the gossip.


But sometimes, you might hit a brick wall when trying to communicate.


Other times, your message gets relayed a few times.


That, or a cold mist.


Soon, all is lost. (Imagine now, if the sky was orange. 😉 )


Remember when the haze went away and the sun shone and the trees basked in joy?


Everybody celebrated that blue skies and clouds were back! (This could be an ICI ad.)


Oh, and a picture that wouldn’t fit anywhere in the story. Giant ZOIDS!

Dinobee

More Transformers Classics!


A typo on the back of Grimlock’s box labels Jetfire as Astrotrain.


Bumblebee!


Grimlock!


More Tyrannosaurus Rexes!


From left: Transformers Alternators Grimlock, Transformers Beast Wars Transmetals 2 Dinobot, Transformers Energon Grimlock (ugly bugger) and the very handsome Transformers Classics Grimlock.


Me Grimlock like tailwhip!


Meanwhile, Bumblebee has a… jet ski.


…which transforms into a jet… pack.


Transformers Classics from left: Astrotrain (handsome triplechanger), Bumblebee (cuuute), Grimlock (badass)


You won’t crush me right?


Me Grimlock will protect you yellow-bellied robot.


On a side note, in flourescent light, where there is no infrared light around, he looks good through the infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC lens.

Bad Titularizing

16th November, 2006: Project Bazooka at Laundry Bar, featuring:


Sizlomania (whoa that’s the first time I’ve captured sweat on an infrared camera!)


Frequency Cannon boys are back after a long hiatus. This uh… power pop rock band had Jason Lo’s bassist fill in.


With the exception of the funky color tattoo, all long-range 300mm-focal-length-equivalent chick stalking was done with my infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC lens.


Estranged.


AFUNDI RICH!


Wait, who’s this dreadlocked guest vocalist?


Adam of Dragon Red, of course.

22nd November 2006: Ciplak movie launch, at Laundry Bar.


Soft Touch, folk rock featuring a certain “band slut”. 😉


Dragon Red, featuring filler drummer and bassist. Ironically, both these bassists have played for both these bands.


More chick stalking, this time with the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 Olympus Zuiko lens.


Henry of Triple6Poser chugging out some hard rock blues solos.


Jay farts and Eddy takes a breather.


Finally, the man who did wrote, starred in, produced, directed, fed the gerbils in Ciplak – Khai!

Go watch it in GSC in Midvalley, 1 Utama or Gurney Plaza. Because I say so.

We? We Tar.

Remember the Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC Minolta MD-mount lens I had for my infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 camera? It now has a prime companion, the Vivitar 24mm F2.0 Olympus OM-mount lens.

Assuming ISO400 sensitivity:

Compared to a 50mm F1.4, it has the same darkness performance, giving steady shots at absolute EV4.66. How so? The F2.0 would be one stop darker than the F1.4… but because it is one stop wider (to be exact, 25mm is one stop wider) it can use one shutter speed stop slower. Bokeh is two stops smaller, but it’s a practical walkaround lens. The Nikkor 28mm F1.4D is the most expensive wide prime, which can shoot in EV4, merely 2/3rds of a stop darker than this 24mm F2.0. (A Canon 50mm F1.2L lies halfway between, in terms of dark performance at EV4.33.)


Top, from left to right: Fujinon 50mm F1.4 EBC lens (Fujica mount but without lens body), Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC Minolta MD-mount lens, Vivitar 24mm F2.0 Olympus OM-mount lens, Cosina 19-35mm F3.5-4.5 MC Pentax K-mount lens, 35mm-equivalent manual focus webcam lens.
Below: The Seagull (left) is joined by the Vivitar.


This time around, I made an effort to document approximately where I should set the manual focus to camwhore at arm’s length.


The Olympus OM mount is unique – the depth-of-field (DOF) preview button is on the lens, not the body; the lens release button is on the lens as well. However, the lens I bought had a problem – the DOF preview button did not work. So I’d be stuck at F2.0 all the time. And so, I opened the lens, taking care to separate screws of different layers, by putting them on different filters (top row).


The underside of the rear-most piece; on top is the DOF preview button, which pushes the lever; below is the lens release button.


I then removed the aperture ring (on left) and a tiny ball bearing dropped out onto the lens. Arrow denotes where it came from; the ball runs along the notches on the lens, to make the clicks you feel on your aperture ring.


Finally, the root of the problem! It took me a while to figure out what controlled the aperture, since a DOF preview system is complicated and has a few springs. The problem was that the spring on the left was supposed to pull a lever (in the middle, nearer to the lens) that closed the aperture blades. The spring did not have enough tension to pull the lever!


Note the loose spring in the bottom-left corner; the hook was loose. This lens had 6 circular aperture blades.


After toiling about, I decided to superglue the spring solidly to the mechanism! I removed the other spring that returned the lever to open the aperture blades. The downside was that once I had pressed and released the DOF preview button, the aperture would stay closed. Fortunately, I could open the aperture by turning the aperture ring.

I suppose the spring weakened because the previous owner tried to forcefully press the DOF preview button while the lens was at F2.0. The DOF preview button, I found, was supposed to provide resistance; it should only travel all the way down if the aperture was at F16. You should only be able to half-press it at F2.0, at which point the springs would stop you.

I also suppose that the previous owner (or someone unfamiliar with the camera) tried to press the DOF preview button while at F2.0, thinking it was the lens release button. Since it didn’t dislodge he/she would’ve pressed harder, breaking the spring. Ouch! I wonder if any other Olympus OM system users have this problem. I hope Google leads all you broken-DOF-button-Olympus-users here!

I prefer the rear diaphragm lever method used by every other non-digital lens.


And now, a group photo from left to right: infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1, and them lenses in order of brightest to darkest, coincidentally going wider, too.


The infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 puts on the 24mm F2.0 after the fixing. Note the screw in the rear lens cap; it locks the lens in place. The button with grooves is the lens release button. I don’t know why, but with this lens-to-sensor distance I can focus closer than the lens says, and yet focus beyond infinity.

I had to reopen the lens when I pressed the DOF preview button and weakened the spring. More superglue!

I had to reopen the lens again when it seemed to be focusing close; the lens was too far out despite being screwed all the way back in. The giant screw thread that connects the lens to its housing has a few entry points! Enter the wrong one, and the lens will have the wrong distance and thus lack the correct focusing range.


Alright, enough of the tech talk. I’m stoked to have opened and fixed my own lens mechanism!


24mm with a crop factor of 6x gives a 144mm equivalent focal length.


Okay, so the depth of field is nothing to shout about.


However, reversing the 24mm in front of my Canon Powershot A520 at 140mm equivalent, closest manual focus, gave the image on the left. The right-side image is from the reverse Fujinon 50mm F1.4.


This might put a scale to things; text was typed on my phone; focus was not changed with lenses.


So how’d I choose the lens to use?

The Seagull 50mm F1.8 is great for performances and shooting candid shots from a distance. The Vivitar 24mm F2.0 is usable, twice as wide, but not a stalker lens. The Cosina at 19mm is the widest I have… but F3.5 seems rather dark, and it seems sharper at the 35mm F4.5 end!

I say it’s dark because the Fujifilm Digital Q1 is very basic, lacking ISO sensitivity control. It will only go to ISO200 if it is at 1/15th of a second and can’t budge (the slowest it will go.)

Perhaps when I’m free, and it’s bright, I’ll compare the Cosina at 24mm at F8 versus the Vivitar at 24mm F8.

You could also say that I don’t have an allegiance to any camera/accessories brand; I have:

Cameras: Canon, Fujifilm, Nikon Coolpix 2200 (in repair)
Filters and rings: Hollywood, Hoya, Pixel, Raydawn, Toshiba, Vanguard
Lens mounts: Fujica, Minolta MD, Olympus OM, Pentax, 52mm screw thread
Lenses: Cosina, Fujinon, Seagull, Vivitar
Memory cards: Fujifilm, Kingston, Nokia, Olympus, Transcend

Oh, and GP batteries. Yeah.

Ran Them Through November

Stock clearance of more pictures from ages ago.


Food for thought.


What lies beyond?


Fans of fans.


Light a window.


Brick truck.


Ampang Park LRT station looks gorgeous.


Titiwangsa LRT station.


Is there anybody on the line?


Communicating through phone lines.


Why’d they have such a big toilet in Avenue K?


…I wonder.


Later outside.


Show your support.


Some camera pr0n.


My version of camera pr0n; the infrared-modded Fujifilm Digital Q1 with a Seagull 50mm F1.8 MC lens, 49-52mm step-up ring, my usual set of 52mm filters, the adapter to Pentax K-mount, the K-mount Hoya 2x Teleconverter, and a Cosina 19-35 F3.5-4.5 MC K-mount lens.


Similiar, but replacing the Cosina with Xian Jin‘s Tamron 70-300 F4-5.6 Nikon F-mount lens.

More Than Meets The Eye

A long overdue post; Transformers!


Transformers Alternators Mirage, who is a Ford GT.


Mirage with Grimlock (who transforms into a 2006 Ford Mustang GT.)


And now, for some 1:18 scale knockoffs; a Toyota Celica and a Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution IX.


Toyota family, left to right: MR2, Supra, Celica, Land Cruiser


The knock-offs have more detachable kibble, and weapons that light up. Respect to them Chinese imitations!


Argh the light!


Back to originals: Transformers Cybertron Excellion (which is homage to Hot Rod) and Transformers Energon Powerlink Rodimus.


Excellion is a handsome robot, yes he is, next to clunky Rodimus.


I also found the rare Transformers Cybertron Soundwave. He even has a catridge-loading mechanism!


Stealth fighter jet, he now is.


His catridges transform into two weapons, and…


Laserbeak!


There are also mini versions of Excellion and Soundwave, with limited articulation, of course.


Hey I’m parking here!” (Mini Excellion in Transformers Alternators Sideswipe, a Dodge Viper, to mini Soundwave in Transformers Alternators Windcharger, a Honda S2000.)


The token cheesy fake-background shot.


Transformers Classics Astrotrain points his rifle at the Takara reissue of Astrotrain. (I thought this was the only Transformers Classics release worth getting so far.)


They both transform into space shuttles… (spot the rubsigns!)


…and trains! I prefer the original Astrotrain’s steam-engine train design though.

Are you a musician? Part 2

I kinda forgot this bit from the previous “Are you a musician?” blog entry. Here goes:

Shel: Are you a musician?
Albert: Yeah, I play guitar…
Shel: Do you play bass?
Albert: Yeah, I can play bass too…
Lisa: Ooh! What are your favorite bands?
Albert: Oh, uh… Red Hot Chili Peppers? Incubus, Faith No More, Black Sabbath, Metallica, Jimi Hendrix… but as of late I’ve diversified into a lot of different genres.
Lisa: What about Queen?
Albert: OH YEAH! QUEEN! How could I forget! My current favorite band! I can be walking down the street when I get a Jack Black moment and start singing a Brian May solo aloud. (I wasn’t making this up to impress her; name a Queen song and I’ll do a Jack Black for you.)
Lisa: Oooh! I think Freddie Mercury’s death date just passed! I wanted to blast Queen songs out loud in memory of him!

I silently whipped out my phone, and Googled “Freddie Mercury death“. It said November 24th 1991.

Albert: Well, I’d learn a song. I’ve been doing that with some parts of Bohemian Rhapsody and some other songs, but their songs are quite complex.
Lisa: Yeah, but I only know basic guitar…
Albert: Oh, and you’re not too late; he died on November 24th, 1991.
Lisa: Alright! I shall remember that and blast his music then.
Albert: Oh, and you know, as I was going up the lift, realizing I was in the Ritz Carlton, the lyrics, “Dining at the Ritz, we’ll meet at nine precisely” played in my head.

Brokeback Mountain did not make me cry. Jim Hutton’s story (click here and look for “Wembley”), now that was a tearjerker. I read its entirety on my phone in a minor bout of insomnia. Beautiful, beautiful story.

Come to think of it, his autobiography would make a great movie. I’d watch it even if it was 3 hours long. (They should leave out those bits, though.)

Did you know? He was born on the 5th of September, 1946 as Farrokh Bulsara, in Zanzibar! (Yes, such a place exists; it’s an African island.)

Oh, and here’s another very recent “musician” picture:

Hello peacock!

Royal Flush

So I managed to catch another movie featuring Hugh Jackman – Flushed Away. And no, I didn’t get to see the other Hugh Jackman movie – I missed the run of The Prestige. It came and went, and I didn’t even see its trailer… but then again, I haven’t been to movies early enough. (Not my fault!)

Aardman Studio’s trademark claymation characters are all there, with their humor, too. However, it felt a bit more American, with less clever conversation, and more hidden jokes (ala Simpsons). Or maybe I didn’t spot as many until the end. Spot the Gromit and Bunny!

Le Frog: To action!
French Henchfrogs: We surrender!
Le Frog: Not that action, you idiots! The kung-fu thing!

The French are associated with white flags and surrendering, so scones for you if you spot it!

The joke with the classic yellow Wolverine costume didn’t occur to me till the end. Hugh Jackman, geddit?

Jean Reno is always playing henchman to a baddie, or inspector. This time he’s hilarious. You’d forget that it was Ian McKellen being Toad. Bill Nighy was excellent as Whitey, the bigger of Toad’s two henchmen; he said stupid lines but didn’t necessarily do stupid things. The voice actors/actresses did not bring their typecasts to the characters, thankfully. If you didn’t know who was voicing who, it would be tough to guess.


The singing slugs were real cute, too! (Okay, so I’m taking this oppurtunity to insert some snail pictures of my own.)

Disappointingly, IMDB only has a few quotes from the movie, compared to the wealth in quotes from Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit.


Yet another snail insert.

And now, for a survey!

I think this survey makes more sense to read when you sort it into two lists – those that are true, and those that aren’t. So here goes the false bits:

I wear glasses or contact lenses. (20-20 baby! I should not waste these God-given optics and become a pilot and shag stewardesses all day. And uh, fly planes as well.)
I wear a toe ring.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I talk in my sleep.
I’m not allergic to anything.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I walk barefoot wherever I can. (Do socks count?)
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snakes slither.
I can’t live without black eyeliner.
I can’t stick to a diet.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I fall for the worst people.
I went college out of state.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I worked at a McDonald’s restaurant.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
I’m obsessed with guys.
I hate office jobs.
I have jazz in my blood. (But I got the bluuues baby. And heavy metal flows in my veins.)
I study for tests most of the time.
I own the “South Park” movie.
I would die for my best friends.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I love to play video games.
I’ve been in a threesome.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I’ve broken someone’s bones.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe , free of cost, and scar-free.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn’t survive without Caller I.D.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I’m always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
I enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don’t hate anyone.
I’m a pretty good dancer.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I have changed a diaper before.
I’ve called the cops on a friend before.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.


(It waves!)

And here goes the true bits.

I miss somebody right now. (Then again, I miss all of you! Muaks! Hugs and kisses for all of you! I hope you’re touched!)
I don’t watch TV these days.
I believe that honesty is usually the best policy.
I curse.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I’m TOTALLY smart.
I’m paranoid sometimes.
I need money right now.
I have long hair.
I have at least one sibling.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a hidden talent.
I have a lot of friends.
I’m currently single.
I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Damn these party games.)
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I have a cell phone.
I’ve rejected someone before.
I want to have children in the future. (So I can bestow my warped beliefs.)
I have a lot to learn.
I have been with someone at least 10 years older or younger.
I am shy around the opposite sex.
I’m completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have tried alcohol before.
I have made a move on a friend’s significant other or crush in the past.
I am happy at this moment!
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I’ve ever met. (Someday, I’ll blog about it.)
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I’m proficient in a musical instrument.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I like sausages.
I love kisses.
I adore bright colours.
I somehow enjoyed this thingy. (Only because I thought of a new way of answering it.)
I can pick up things with my toes.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I’ve ever written in.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I can’t whistle.


Follow the yellow brick road.