She follows me around. Or maybe, I bring her around.
I see her at work.
She’s by my side when I sleep.
I love walking with her, and stopping to smell the flowers.
She hangs around.
She opened up my eyes to new horizons. She captivates and captures. She inspires me.
You have no idea how proud I am of her – I can sit and talk to guys for hours about her. They say I’m bordering on obsessive. They don’t know how much more than obsessive it is. She’s always on my mind.
And yet, I introduce her to my guy friends. If they like her too, I am all the more happy.
Likewise, she helps me meet chicks! I can’t tell you how much I take that for granted, that she’s so accomodating.
For she, now she, I really positively love and will feel a strong sense of yearning when I don’t see her, and it saddens me that I do have such a strong dependency on her.
I am not afraid to be seen with her. She sits on my lap on the bus and I shoot a straight face at whoever looks at me with very much a disapproving glance. They’re just jealous.
And here’s another thing to be jealous about – she doesn’t mind polygamy, as long as she knows that I love her the most. 🙂
Which comes to another tangent – I… well, I have not had sexual relations with her. Some say it’s very wrong. Am I one to waver to beliefs imposed upon us?
Hahahaha this isn’t the girlfriend I know is it
Hahahahahahahahah good one!
i love your girlfriend too.
hahahhahahahhahahhahahahahhahaha SURE
Writing this at 4am in the morning? sweet.
I think tons of girls now wished their boys had a post dedicated to them, similar to yours.
Cheers.
PS: good to see you today.
Now if your girlfriend were a real human being, that would be an icing on the cake for many. 🙂
hahhahahhahahahhahhahaahhah. The cam
So romantic!
Thanks for putting up my link. I know the question sounded reallllllllllllllly stupid. Haha. Done purpotedly.
"She" is your camera isn’t she? XD cox if shes real I’m going to have to shread every belief i have of the female species and start over….
A man loves his gadgets more than his wo-… I guess I’ll stop right there.
its bout ur camera !
albert……………………
i think its true both ways am I right =)
Guess how that made me feel 🙁 Good one albert. Well done.
hahahhahahahha i thought you married your camera lol
Lawl!~
Lucky betch is she was real ;p
*if
baby, love you much 🙂 i know it’s not about me but still 🙂
i dont like you anymore albert -___________-
It is up to you to do as you please 😀
^^ my real gf really permits me 2 have a seductive mistress name A300 but guess d mistress don’t mind I would get a better one name – A550 LoL~
Most of d time, i would stay n sleep wif my mistress more …kakaka
I know how u felt brada ^^ cheers~~
Waaah this post is old but it still makes a lot of sense! Thanks for coming to my archives Ace!