Levels Of Femes

Stage 1
People call you by your stage name or online handle

Stage 2
You start a Facebook Page

Stage 3
You change your Facebook name so people can’t find your personal profile

Stage 4
Your personal profile disappears from Facebook

Stage 5
Your Whatsapp profile appears to be someone else so we can’t be sure if you’ve changed your number

I am both happy and sad for Talitha Tan, for having achieved Stage 5 in what feels like a speedrun but was in fact a few years. Could this blog post be written with more stages? Sure, but I have no friends who have gone past Stage 5 so I have no idea what comes next. I guess I’ll have to follow her new Facebook page (which I have no idea if it is legit or not), or something, to find out.

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