Fruitless

I had Caffe Citron at Starbucks today. It tasted like a frappucino with orange seeds crushed and blended in.

Yuck.

“You’re gonna get a tree growing in your stomach!”
“Well if it gives me good posture, why not?”
“Then you’d have roots in your butt!”
“I’d imagine it coming out my feet, but yeah I can say I got my roots man.”

More stories will follow I promise when I do not get my descriptive-event-blogging-and-testimonial-writing mood dashed by parental intervention.

0 thoughts on “Fruitless

  1. Leo Goh Post author

    LOL, dude…what the hell were you thinking about ? Buying that stuff coz it was displayed in orange ? LOL.

    Reply
  2. CaryNa da bOmbdefusah Post author

    the thing itself sounds super disgusting. you’re just weird. But albert=tree=good.

    Reply

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