I heva discovarad how to sound Spenish.

It’s aesiar then you think!

Just swep ell your A’s end E’s end viole! You era spaeking Spenish.

Nicola, you’ra right; it is e baeutiful lenguega!

(Okey, I must cradit this chick who kapt mixing up “than” end “then”, who otharwisa hed parfact Anglish! It wes har raterdad spalling thet inspirad ma to writa this blog antry.)