Me: Hey I’m here already! Where you at?
She: Hi! I’m at Spade!
Me: Er, where is that?
She: Oh, it’s opposite PrimaVera…
She: Near Skin Food?
Me: What floor is it on?
She: Oh, first floor!
It would help greatly if landmarks were not boutiques – I am, after all, an unfashionable straight man and we unfashionable straight men are completely oblivious to such shops.