Chorus:
I wish you would come to school much more often
You could lose marks for being the one who was always absent
And if you do not like to see books again
I would understand it drives you insane

He has it thick for facial hair
Could say it’s better than being bare
No rules it had complied
We’re bored to death he’ll steal us a fish
The teacher’s left – great, but we’re wimpish
Who knows what’s inside
Well everyone I know has got an idea
They say, “Throw the cow away”

I wish you would stop from eating so much beef
You could get thrashed your party crashed and lose some of your teeth
And you better not dare cross paths in the rain
Watch out for his horns or drop in the drain

Watch out for his tail, it’s swarming with fleas
He’ll infect you with mad cow disease
From you mouth bursts foam
He’s got an Elvis cut that’s out of style
They’ve snipped it off on the floor a pile
And then, and then he runs home
Everyone knows who to find for blue stars smoking cigars
You can find him with the bars

Chorus

I would understand – throw those VCD’s away
I wish you would stop it cos’ that’ll be your end
I would understand

Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Refrain:
With birds you’ll share
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X2)

Styled it up against the norm
Young, you thought it was a delicate form
I’m warning you that it’s uncouth
So please wake up and face the truth cos’

Chorus:
With birds you’ll share this bad hairdo and (X3)

Hair loss in a bathroom stall
Things don’t seem to go your way at all
Trends you try make you bald cos’

Refrain

Your mane stood with a show of hues
It attracts insects to fuse and
If it was mine I would choose
To remove it before someone sues and

Chorus

Bad hairdo that I wish you saw
It’s against fashion police law
Don’t you know they’ll arrest you cos’

Chorus

Swinger of mine
Tell me what have you seen
You know I can’t close my eyes
The whole film’s not censored
Swinger of mine
Take me back to the gay
Yeah when I was still your virgin boy
Then before you went astray

I remember blue flicks helping you lick
I loved the way you made me high
I loved it just for the kicks
You would take me to the pornie
Staying away from the bitch
You would make me kiss their faces
Trying to give a sales pitch

Swinger of mine
Tell me what did you do when you had the girl beside you then
But you did not seem to know
Swinger of mine
Tell me what do you see
When you look back in history
Whose virginity?

I was freezing cold too raw to know how
Was it easy for me to be a strip dancer in a bad neighborhood
Sometimes you’d send me a porn picture
Telling me what’s the deal
But I never was good as you were
Like, you knew how to kneel

Swinger gave me away
Don’t know why until today
We were not okay
We were on the display
To both our dismay
I’m sorry for the delay

Swinger gave me away – we gave up anyway
Swinger licked away – swinger took it away
Swinger swung away – my happy times went away
Yeah yeah oh yeah

Swinger of mine
Tell me what have you seen
Yeah I can’t close my eyes or it would get swallowed
Swinger of mine
Tell me how do you sleep
When the condoms you abandoned become AIDS for you to keep
I will try to be safe on you is my whole blame
I will always have STD’s – should have known it had came
Now I am a grown up
But I’d rather not beg
I don’t even have a broken cup
Don’t want to be a fag

Swinger walked away – swinger made me astray
Swinger made me pay – I was broke then anyway
Swinger screwed my day for I had no right to say
Swinger ripped away then he taught me his way
Swinger loved his way so he taught his way
Then he walked away

It’s the time, take a vow, thank economy
You have to pay up again
You are the poor, the broke, and you are out of money
Find dough, then spend

Refrain:
In this money craze (and the exchange says)
Everything is dear
So push your luck but in time like anybody
You have to pay up again

Chorus:
The way that things are
No money means no talk
So you have nothing
And every single day you want a raise
When the big bill comes

Plead with them to spare you, your wallet’s empty
How many rules can you bend
You have no foe, no friend, no support financially
When will this tragedy end

Refrain

The way that things are
No money means no talk
So you have nothing
And every single day you want a raise
And when it comes your cash flows slow
Hoping for the day while keeping it in tow
Looking back before it goes
Your pocket’s gonna hurt

Refrain
It’s just
Chorus

I thought I saw a man with no life
He’s alone, doesn’t know why
And desperate for a wife
He showed me what was good to buy
Socially speaking, that man was a bore
He didn’t seem to know, he didn’t seem to care
That his eyes were sore
He was dirty to the core
There’s nothing but those thoughts in him
He works his eyes at the gym
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus:
He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He’s sick in the head
Cos’ he’s into pr0n

So I guess the psychologist’s right
Should’ve seen all those symptoms
That he shows day and night
A spot-check reveals packs of condoms
I don’t know just where they suck
I don’t quite know how they’re worn
There’s just so many spots
That they can touch in pr0n

Chorus

pr0n
There’s nothing in his head but that
He’s even aroused by a cat
That’s what’s going on
My friend’s into pr0n

Chorus

He puts in the tape
This is what I see
Those people have no shame
Lying naked on the floor
Before he drools he’d gape
At this crazed orgy
I tell him it’s lame
But then he tells me that there is more
He takes out the tape
Or the VCD
I thought that he would change
But he just changed to part three
He’s a little strange
My friend’s into pr0n
pr0n

Can this be true tell me can this be real
I just can’t stand what wasn’t in the deal
My life was torture – the most I could endure
Why does it feel like I’m losing to fear

Refrain:
Never thought that I’d feel like this
And you change my jaw with your clenched fist
How can it be right here with me
It’s a devil disguised as a girl

Chorus:
Your hate is like a canyon scarily steep
Your soul does not exist and your body’s selling cheap
When I stare into your eyes you stare at mine too
God must have spent a little less time on you

In all of tarnation all things really small
My salary you’re spending at the mall
You were so cruel I was never told
You broke the mould with your stare’s icy cold

And I’m trying hard to join the cult
Just to find out how you came about
Your insincere smile tricked them all the while
They’re terrified you used cyanide

Chorus
Refrain
Chorus

My friend’s got a handgun – he hates to mingle
He proves it everyday
He says “Man I’m really gonna kill people”
He says they’re gonna pay
They call him an ass, he prefers to be alone
He knows the rumours, the bad things they say
The name’s derogatory, said in a bad tone
Well my friend hopes they’ll decay

Chorus:
I won’t shoot, I won’t shoot ya – not yet
Now, now why don’t you drop the gun
Said don’t shoot, said don’t shoot, yeah, forget it
Now now, why don’t you let them run

I guess all his buddies
Well they aren’t enough
To keep those jocks from teasing his way
I guess all his homies
They got it a bit rough
Cause those girls got boys from E-Bay

Chorus

Well I guess it ain’t easy
Shooting dudes in the hall, oh yeah
But hey man free shots just don’t come along
In a brawl

Chorus

(Let me tell you about my hip, cool friend now)
My friend’s got a locker
Arranged in order
Hardworking, the teacher’s pet
He’s got more friends than you
Obviously now, that
Well my friend, you’d hate him too

Chorus (x2)

Oh my god it’s back again
Brothers, sisters, everybody’s sick
We’re gonna bring the rain clouds show you how
I’ve got a question for you
Better answer now (yeah)

Refrain:
Is it polluted? (Yeah)
Is it unhealthy? (Yeah)
Is it bad for you? (Yeah)
Is it everything you never needed?
Wash your body now

Chorus:
Everybody (yeah)
Wash your body (yeah)
Everybody
Wash your body, right
Haze is back, alright

Please don’t burn in open air
Spray water like you just don’t care
If you want a doctor let me hear you cough
Cause it’s got us gasping once again

Refrain
Chorus

So everybody, everywhere
Don’t be afraid, don’t have no fear
Gonna tell the world, make it understand
As long as there is burning
It’ll be coming back again

Chorus

Chorus:
O where o where can my car keys be
That kid took it away from me
He’s going to Vegas to spend all my wages
So I must stop him quickly before he does

He was out on his rounds swindling people’s cash
He gave his sales pitch in a dash
Dressed formally, greasy haired
Middle-parting, his forehead he bared
His rapid speech was his way to get rich
To him no wallet was out of reach
His babbling was repeating
The effect was hypnotizing

Chorus

When you wake up you’ll realize something’s gone
You feel it’s light; you have just been conned
You’re missing your hard-earned savings
You find your fingers with no wedding rings
Enter your home to see an empty house
Wondering how just to tell your spouse
You search around for any valuables
You find nothing looking from all angles
Your knees tremble and you break out in cold sweat
You’re not insured how bad is that

Chorus

Oh no (x4)