Because somebody I read said, “Everyone who blogs and reads this blog, just do it.“, I guess I’d do it.

1. My uncle once:
Sold pimpin’ paste-on designs for cars. In the ’90s.

2. Never in my life have I:
Won the lottery. (Will irony strike me wrong? Please?)

3. The one person who can drive me nuts:
Hmmm. I don’t even remember ever been driven nuts. Unless poking the person to stop using the f-language counts.

4. High School is/was:
A place where I was very quiet, and a place where I’d see a bunch of hopeful-looking socialites who turned out to be nowhere to be seen in the socialite world. Are there any SMK Sultan Abdul Samad PJ party people out there? Or did they all turn out to be people who’d come back from Australia not alcoholics?

5. When I’m nervous:
I wish I could disappear. No, wait, self-destructive thought! I wish everyone else would disappear. Isn’t that a more positive, constructive way of looking at things?

6. The last time I cried was:
When I discovered the wrong way to hold a pepper spray. Kidding!

7. If I were to get married RIGHT NOW my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be:
Shaz. Because he loves to wear his tuxedo (and maybe I could put some pressure on the boy).

8. My thoughts:
Exactly.

9. When I was 5:
I wasn’t all that skinny. I think I stopped gaining weight there.

10. Last Christmas:
Was on the 25th of December, 2005. AHA! See? I remember, despite the copious amounts of alcohol that was passed around!

11. When I turn my head left, I see:
Jenifer packing up and leaving our office for good. Where will we ever find a camwhore as shameless to replace you?

12. When I turn my head right, I see:
smashpOp, a shameless camwhore.

13. When I look down I see:
My sexy legs. Yes, they are sexy. Rocket once had the honor of seeing them when I wore shorts, and she said I had athletic legs. (Most of the time I wear long pants which don’t show anything.)

14. The craziest recent event was:
When a wack guy ran up to me and said, “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!”

15. By this time next year:
My hair would be very different.

16. I have a hard time understanding:
Real-time strategy games.

17. One time at a family gathering:
My grandfather told a story. No, not just any story… a grandfather story.

18. You know I “like” you if:
I raise my hands to make the inverted quote sign, and say “I like you”.

19. If I won an award, the first person I’d thank is:
Myself, for getting myself in such an awesome predicament, and getting acknowledged for it. Often, we fail to credit those who are most vital to our success – ourselves!

20. My ideal breakfast is:
Free.

21. If you visit my hometown:
You might be the victim of a snatch theft. It has happened twice in front of my house already.

22. Where do you plan to visit anytime soon:
My bedroom.

23. Boys are:
Not stupid, and should throw rocks at girls.

24. Today I:
Ate a dory fish. I forgot what I did after that.

25. The world could do without:
Spam.

26. Most recent thing you’ve bought yourself:
A canned drink?

27. Most recent thing someone else bought you:
I don’t remember, but I sure could use a car.

28. My favorite time of the day is:
Between 8 and 10pm, when I’m the most awake.

29. My favorite quote is:
“Impotence is not hereditary.”

30. I need:
You, baby.

31. And by the way:
I tried to say I’d be there, waiting for.

32. The person who I last talked to told me to:
Tell you that you should thank me for entertaining you.

33. Once, at a bar/club:
I drank tap water because I didn’t think Coke was worth it.

34. Last night:
I sampled a bit of KFC’s new Original Recipe Chicken Chop, and I loved it.

35. There’s this girl who I:
Think is so incredibly hot I wanna pour the KFC Original Recipe Chicken Chop gravy on, and then lick it off her.

36. There is this guy who I:
Think is a sneaky bastard, and yet, I admire his sneaky tactics.