Cosmic Farewell

Cosmic Funk Express was having yet another farewell gig at GrooveJunction, this time for sure, as Zack was leaving for Melbourne to further his studies.

No wait, make that two farewell gigs, on the 22nd and 23rd of June 2007. Their last uh… farewell gig was a year back.


But first! I met Hannah Tan again. Image cropped from my ever-popular Peleng 8mm F3.5 fisheye.

(Note: If you have read of such accounts of the encounter, they are all fabricated lies!)


Zack the double-guitar tapping god. Personally, I love it when he rips the intro to Adante Con Moto, or the Allan Holdsworth-like Conjunctions, or the funky funky Outhouze.


I like the accidental effect of flashing the top with a slow shutter speed to expose the bottom. I must stress that such effects can only be gotten with a performance with spotlights.


Alex Ang drums for the Cosmic Funk Express, and you can see him picking up steam.


One Buck Short guests and performs Christmas Morning.


Goreng pisang Pisang goreng!


Savy joins on keyboards.


Izwin sings and does a cover of Stevie Wonder – Superstition.


Alda meets the slow-sync zoomed-flash.


I see a lot of people trying out this method, but I gotta say – they need a lot of practice.


These guys have stage presence and energy. All three of them.


Alex makes like a Pink Floyd album cover.


New effect alert! This time, I will not specify how I did it. Make a guess and try to replicate it!


Funky spinners in the stirrer. Blow it to twirl! (Sadly, my iced lemon tea was not refillable.)


Hey Zack! You gotta try this honey lemon carbonated tea! It increases finger dexterity and makes your fingers glide across the fretboard!


Alex looks on suspiciously as Zack downs the drink.


YEAH MAAAN!


*chokes* “This isn’t honey lemon carbonated tea! You poisoned me!


Ladies and gentlemen, that is why you should not accept drinks from your bandmates.

Okay, so that is not how the second night ended.


Every entertainment venue in Desa Sri Hartamas was raided by police. They came around, collecting our identity cards, checked them, and returned a whole bunch of them much later. Yes, that is a Chinese policeman whoa!


It almost looks like he is peddling identity cards.

There Ain’t No Such Thing…

Hello Albert, I am Evonne ah. I am calling from Prudential ah, I got your number from your friend. Do you have a minute ah?

Yeah I do. What’s up?

AhIamcallingregarding wehavethisfinancialplan whichisnoobligationswan Iwilljusttaketenminutesofyourtime toexplaintoyouah…

Whoa whoa can you speak slowly please?

Ah this one is no obligations financial plan…

Financial plan you say? I have no money at the moment…

Oh no no don’t worry I just tell you then plan only and then…

Oooh so will you buy me lunch?

Ya ya definitely so I just need you to hear me for ten minutes. Where do you work?

Bukit Jalil, All Asia Broadcast Center…

Oh so can we meet at the cafeteria there?

Er, not nice lah the food there. Wait how did you get my number?

Your friend gave me your number.

What’s my friend’s name?

Er that one I cannot tell your friend made me promise that I cannot tell.

I tell you what. I will layan you, listen to your plan. All you gotta do is tell me who my friend is. Don’t worry I won’t scold this person. I am just curious, to know if it’s for real and not that you got my number from somewhere else.

Okay lah I will call your friend and ask if I can tell. Thank you ah bye!

And so, I had my breakfast in peace. Then, I received a message:

“Hi albert . . sorry as i cannot mention my fren name .. probably still ur decision thanks”

“Don’t tell my friend that you told me! Haha. I’m up for lunch. All you gotta do is tell me the name.”

“is ok . . nice talking to u . . have a nice day ahead . . i need to attend my lunc appointment in kl”

“Nice going, I actually do have quite a bit of savings but I won’t tell anybody unless I hear a good plan worth investing in. Oh well.”

“ok . . good to hear that”

DAMMIT, what’s a guy to do to get a free lunch?

Skirt Lifts


So I came down to Cheer 2007 right after Robotcon and missed about everything except the last performance. Ah, the smell of camaraderie, sports bras and synchronized periods.


But first, AC Mizal! Am I the only hardened rocker who realizes the clever pun in the name of his show, AC Di Sini? AC/DC ni? Geddit?


The last performance – Charm Allstars! (Could there be possible pantysniffing perverts and lesbians out of girls schools?)


Cheerleaders fell from the sky!


What an acrobatic sight. I thought only Super Mario jumped more than twice his height.


Somewhere among the supporting placards, somebody comes along with an important community message!


I always wondered where they got their funky custom outfits. I now know their sponsor!


Sarah Tan and Jien, hosts that Sunday. And yes, this is a Minolta 70-210mm F4 beercan lens ad, where every picture except the first was shot with this lens.


Dynamitez won. They seem disappointed that their trophy looks like a cracked egg shell. Where are the shreds?


Wow, you want to do the teleporting maneuver on me? What an honor!


Beam me up Scotty!

I’m guessing he wished to teleport to the girls’ dressing room.


Because bam! The Titans came out of nowhere.


They also turned the world upside-down.


Magic tricks! The black banner quickly vanished down the middle into the white one. Clever.


And now, for the Dynamitez!


Explosive performance indeed. No exploding drummers, though.


Way after the show ended. “Over here la turn around stop perving up some other girl’s skirt shoot me woi!

Everybody was happy and cheery, I wanted to go up to a random girl and hug her and go “I can’t believe we got in the Top 3!” My bisexual friend, she… wanted to do so, too. 😀

I bumped into Goh Hao Wei there, with his Canon EOS 350D with battery grip, Canon EF-S 17-55mm F2.8 IS USM and Canon EF 70-200mm F4L (non-IS) USM. I wondered why he needed a battery grip when using the lightweight 70-200mm F4L USM, as my Sony A100 with Minolta 70-210mm F4 beercan lens was light enough to use in portrait mode without hesitation or strain.

It wasn’t until I held the camera’s grip and turned it sideways that I found out why. It was hard to grip sideways, as the grip was shallow! It was nothing to do with weight.

I could always quickly turn the Sony A100 anti-clockwise OR clockwise and it would not strain my arm. The clockwise turn is for a quick shot from above, grip nearest to you. The anti-clockwise turn lets you snipe something upwards in portrait orientation.

The Canon battery grip was far more substantial and let me do such stunts. 🙂

Oh, and of course, the Canon ultra-sonic motor was sweet. However, if you know how a SLR’s AF works you’d know how to avoid hunting. Oh, and its bokeh was creamy like my beercan.

Phil(harmonic)ler


There is one place in Suria KLCC which is meditative and rejuvenating, if only for the wide open space and the different smell of air.


This is also a great place to hang out, on the phone. Reception is good throughout.


Yes boys and girls, it’s the Malaysian Philharmonic Orchestra. Yes boys and girls, it’s the Peleng 8mm F3.5 circular fisheye.


Why is one tower significantly bigger? I don’t know.

Yep, you have just seen some philharmonic filler. I’ll be back on the regular schedule of a blog a day!

Toys, A Convention And A Movie


Guess who’s back.


Transformers Movie Bumblebee! In his later incarnation, the Camaro 2008 Concept. Here he is riding Transformers Movie Arcee.


They removed Arcee from the movie because they decided that female Transformers weren’t feasible. I have to agree – with the Allspark Cube (the Rubik Cubist in me squealed each time they said Cube) being the source of life to these biomechanical sentient beings, there was no need for females and robot reproduction.

Sorry Bender, they aren’t robosexual.

Arcee, as is with all Transformers that transform into bikes, not that great. Better than Transformers Energon Arcee, with poseable arms, but still not that balanced. Bumblebee isn’t that great either in car form, where his parts are not flush and completely aligned.


Transformers Movie “Are you LadiesMan217?” Barricade versus Transformers Energon Barricade (on left).

Now Barricade, he’s awesome. As a quick-changing robot chasing Sam Witwicky, awesome. The holographic policeman reminded me too much of Terminator 2.

As a toy, awesome too; his gait is like Spiderman’s Venom, with a permanent arched knee. Menacing is the word. No loose parts. Sturdy, solid ball joints. Perfectly aligned car mode with great detailing.


Transformers Movie Bumblebee leads Transformers Classic Bumblebee on. (And yes, there’s a Ultimate Bumblebee coming up.)

Due to issues with Volkswagen not wanting their cars to be associated with “war machines” such as Transformers, Michael Bay and co. simply could not transform even a new Beetle into a robot. They got their revenge with Bernie Mac in the movie, though. 🙂

Oh, and how was the movie?

11 out of 10!

I will watch it again. I don’t quite know of any other movie that has that many people saying “I wanna watch this again!

I managed to watch it on the 27th, still not as early as Eyeris did, though.

Michael Bay was smart. He knew how to outrage fanboys and get them having low expectations of the movie by releasing crappy initial designs. (I was repulsed, too.) We also thought there wouldn’t be much robots. He then turned it around by the third trailer, surprising us all.

He initially didn’t want to do this “toy franchise” cartoon-made-movie, and says we’d all cringe if we saw the cartoon and original movie. While I wouldn’t, I can see why some people would – people always questioned their mass-shifting capabilities (Megatron transforms from giant robot to tiny Walther P-38 gun, and Optimus Prime had a trailer that would disappear into another dimension.)

The story is more like Beast Wars, which brought coherence to everything.

Michael got cooperation from the US Army to borrow soldiers, planes and tanks, who might’ve seen it as a chance to turn this into a Tom Clancy novel. They almost do, what with all the jargon flying about.

He also left the humor to the humans! Thank goodness. Yay for stereotypical black people. You don’t get a Thundercracker/Waspinator doing a Three Stooges stint.

Funnily, Ron Witwicky looks exactly like the cartoon’s Sparkplug Witwicky.

Product placement is subtle, like the jet fight, where a Citibank tower comes into and out of focus. It taunts you when it’s out of focus, to look at it!

There is a death of an Autobot, as made mandatory by the previous movie. At least it’s the dude with the least lines, though if you’d seen the cartoon you’d feel a strong tinge.

We got a lot less of “such heroic nonsense“, and Optimus Prime is no longer a peace-loving, forgiving Autobot general who seemed to be leader only because he had the sexiest, most macho voice of the Autobots. He no longer lets Megatron beg for mercy. Heck, Megatron does not beg for mercy here!

I didn’t believe it either when Optimus said it was fine to leave an Autobot behind.

And so, I salute Michael Bay, for he must’ve hated those moments of the cartoon and movie, and eradicated it from his vision.

The Transformers are generally much more badass, Ironhide especially, who plays cowboy well. Ratchet spouted, “The male’s pheremone readings indicates that he wants to mate with the girl.” (Or something like that.) Teehee.

They also spout classic lines, like “You have failed me, Starscream!” I can only imagine some fan mashing the old background music to the movie soon. Especially when we first see the Autobot logo for the first time.

Oh, and the cinematography! I loved how Blackout transforms and wipes out a desert base like a Mechwarrior. I loved how Starscream took on some F22s (though as a toy, he looks like a pigeon. Ugh.)

Towards the end, it’s all a massive brawl, with undistinguishable robots crushing metal, but heck. Robots die. They’re just soldiers.

They say there will be a sequel, but Michael Bay doesn’t want to do another one. Who, then, will continue the movie through such relatively coherent realism?


Anyway, back to the toys. Transformers Movie Bumblebee is the same size as every other Deluxe class, next to Transformers Energon Downshift.


From left: Transformers Alternators Grimlock (who is a 2005 Ford Mustang), Transformers Movie Barricade (who is a Saleen-modified Ford Mustang) and Transformers Alternators Prowl, who really is a good cop.


Soundwave and family, none from the original series; from left: Transformers Cybertron Soundwave, Transformers Cybertron Laserbeak, Transformers Alternators Rumble, Transformers Alternators Ravage and Transformers Movie Frenzy in front.

In the movie, Frenzy takes on a few forms; here, he is just the engine of Barricade in vehicle mode. A minor slip would be his blue eyes in the movie, when it’s the rule that Autobots have blue eyes and Decepticons have red eyes.


From left: a stealth bomber, a Honda Civic Si, a stealth bomber’s… bomb?, a Jaguar XK and an engine block of a Saleen-modified Ford Mustang. Heh.


I also went for the Robotcon 2007, organized by TransMy, a Malaysian Transformers fan club. Here stands the world’s biggest Optimus Prime.


Transformers: A story about a boy and his car. Or so Spielberg would’ve sold it.


The voice-changing Optimus Prime helmet.


Transformers Energon Unicron, the size of a planet. Behind him is Primus, another transforming planet.


Everybody I knew then thought that Decepticons were cooler, especially when you have Sixshot, who transforms into six different modes. Standing behind him is the mighty Overlord. My cousin was cool. He had both. That’s why I went to his house.


Oh, he had Star Saber, too. He didn’t have Victory Leo, who had the coolest combination. Spot the Metroplex!


Predaking and Predacons made out of Lego! What’s even cooler is that they actually transform. However, I did spot some inconsistently colored pieces.


I had to ask someone who this was – it was Trypticon, with the artist’s own interpretation of how it would transform into a robot, if it could.


Pictures of Lego Trypticon in various modes.


It took me a while to figure this guy out, too – Devastator! I spotted Mixmaster’s cement mixer down there and his chestplate immediately became obvious.


Speaking of combiners, these were Transformers Energon combiners. I have Transformers Energon Superion, and two-fifths of Transformers Energon Devastator and three-fifths of Transformers Energon Bruticus.


The original Dinobots in front of Omega Supreme! (Sorry I snipped Swoop out on the left by accident.)


The cool Nike Transformers.


This was something else, too – fan recolors! Masterpiece Starscream, originally an army olive green, gets painted the original cartoon Starscream color. Transformers Classics Megatron, who was white, green and purple and looked like a water gun now has his original chrome.

Click on my Toys category to view more Transformers goodness.

Digital Back

I’m back!

Thanks all for checking, and for entering your email address to get an update when the site is back up. I know it’s usually something you’d skip out of laziness.

Geek Explanation, Skip If Not Geek

How did I take up too much bandwidth? It must’ve been when Google decided to link to my yearly archives, which have a lot of pictures. It decided to do so for its image search, too. Hence, anybody searching for something that might come to my site… would get my entire archive, ultimately killing my bandwidth.

Thus, I have disabled the yearly archive feature; you can only view archives by month, and to view pictures you’d have to click [Click here to show pictures.] in the top-right corner. Also, the archives are no longer dynamic, and are cached HTML files.

I have also made it mandatory to add 2 to 3 the first time you post a comment. This should help with those annoying spambots.

Some of the pictures are not up yet; they’re still being reuploaded.

The much, much worse news is, I accidentally overwrote the new database with an old backup… which wiped out all comments from 9th March 2007 onwards. 🙁 Thousand apologies for that!

XX And XX Is XX Cubed

The set up: Me and my friend sitting at a table at McDonalds, KL Sentral.

She: So, right, I have this friend, let’s call her Jenny. She confessed her feelings for me! So uuugh. “Remember the time we were in the karaoke, and I groped your boobs?

Me: WOW! What does she look like? Do you have her picture?

She: No, but she’s quite pretty lah. Sporty looking. Quite toned.

Me: Hot damn, you should set us up. Who knows, she might dig my long hair and pallid complexion. Plus I have an emo look.

She: Please lah. I am damn scared of her already. She freaks me out, you know. She’s been begging me. “C’mon, you haven’t tried it before, who knows you might like it? Besides, you have plenty of bisexual friends…

In between conversation, she was watching me finish the Rubik’s Cube. She did not blink the entire time.

Later, I went over to KLCC, and she sent me a message.

OMG guess what! Jenny messaged me! She said, I saw you in KL Sentral. So that’s where you’ve been.

Shit, there goes my chance of meeting her hot friend. How ironic! She was in the vicinity!

Many months later.

She: Oooh remember Jenny? I met her!

Me: Ooooh ooooh! Where how what when?

She: Another friend said she wanted to meet me up. So I went to Secret Recipe expecting the other friend… but it was Jenny instead.

Me: HOT DAMN! She set you up! Cunning(lingus!)

She: Yeah! So I told her I had to study, and so I sat there and started revising. She just sat there and looked at me the whole time!

Me: I’m guessing she’s just happy to see you. Just to look at you. To be in your presence!

She: Uh… yeah. And you know what? She brought out a Rubik’s Cube!

Me: HOT DAMN! The original one? With a sticker that says 25th Anniversary?

She: Yes yes that one!

Me: I can’t even find it anymore! They used to stock it in Toys R Us in Malaysia but I can’t find it anymore!

She: Yeah! So she said, “You really like this, right? I bought this for you.

In between laughing at how Seinfeld-ish this whole situation was, I thought her gesture was really, really sweet.

* Conversation might have been exaggerated, after all no names were named.

Rumble With The Cons

As you may or may not have noticed, I seem to be taking the less long winded path this time.


Hark! Who goes there?


Transformers Alternators Rumble.


From left: Transformers Alternators Rumble, Transformers Cybertron Soundwave (with included Laserbeak on top) and Transformers Alternators Ravage.


Vehicle mode! From left: Honda Civic Si, stealth jet, a ejectable cartridge, and a Jaguar XK.


Transformers Alternators Honda club! From left: Honda Civic Si, Acura RSX (Honda Integra Type-R), Honda S2000.


From left: Rumble, Prowl, Windcharger.

Time Killers

Don’t miss me too much when I’m gone.

Here are some time killers:

Scribble is a very addictive mouse-only game. If you thought you were a pro drawing sketches on MSN, this will challenge you. Real cute graphics ala Yoshi’s Island 2, too.

You can win it too in 25 levels.

While at it, try to figure out how to completely win Reversi! I don’t even remember how I did this. Medium difficulty. Symbian games rock!

Fireflies Acoustic Gig (Yes there is a pun)


The Fireflies acoustic gig 31st May 2007, also titled “Tell your boss you went to pick up his Persian cat from the pet motel and… wait, what do you MEAN you don’t have a cat?” featured Yu-Ri and Vostok-1.


On my softie lens combo.

Flirting With Sleep, some trippy Bjork-y industrial new-wave-y stuff. I think. I have no idea. It was awesome.


Yes, with Lipei on vocals!


These guys are hardly acoustic. But then, Yu-Ri and gang didn’t get the idea either.


Paolo Delfino gets the idea, and plays acoustic. Not like he wasn’t before.


Alaling featuring the cuuute doorstop Ching!


Her pennyless acoustic guitarist.


Malokaigruv!


Her voice would be discussed at the mamak later. “Her voice so nice lah. I damn shy lah lucky I sang before her.


Some jazzy bits over soulful tunes.